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2D, 3D,
Students
One of the most often asked question is :
Well, students, what is one of the most often asked question?
No, Glub with the big bulges which I find rather ridiculous, the question is not at what time we disconnect the net, the main question asked is
<< How do we know what the Humans looked like?>>
Well, as you know, in our Academic Glub Profession, we have to have a detached look at events, never take pride in achievements reached by the community even if I must say that some of my respected Colleagues from West Coast minor Universities on the remains of what used to be California, appear to have forgotten some of the basic courtesy rules of the Glub World.
The truth is, if I may take some oscillations from your schedule, the truth is, as I started, did I not, Glub in the background trying to inflate his visit figures, as I was saying, I once had a rather hopeless student.
I felt that the case was so hopeless that I had this Glub Node reformatted, yet when it regenerated, it was the same, as if there was an imbedded virus we could not get at. For reasons we could never determine, it wanted us to call him “Apple”. Why Apple, nobody could understand, the only thing he managed to tell us that this was his job.
Well tired of reformatting this Glub node which was obviously short circuited, out of compassion, I assigned him to a hopeless task, hoping to keep him out of harm while doing it.
I asked this Glub student to find all data pertinent to the 3D of humans and recreate it with some of the left over software we had from the Mimosoft Empire. Rather useless stuff that really nobody knew what to do with.
That Glub Virus Infected Node went to work, now, is it because I was near to him, is it because he had been able to grasp some of the point of my lectures, one day, that Glub overrode all my connections without any permission, something so grave that he should normally have been transformed into a portable Osborne, was it not for the incredible information he made available, so incredible that in the beginning I was reluctant to accept it from such a backward glub:
<< he had found a 3D in 2D of a human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>
from all available information, it appeared to have been saved from destruction by an angel called Michel and living in a Dome near the former Italy.
It is therefore, Glub students, that I ask you to increase your positronic potential in reverence for our ancestors, at least a 3D in 2D of our ancestors, the “Humans!”.
Astonishing, is it not, one has really the feeling of being face to face with our ancestors, one even feels the emotions of the artists who created with the primitive means of this time period a 3D in 2D of his Race.
This 3D in 2D is nowadays kept in a vault under regulated temperature and moisture, in a bacteria and virus free environment.
Presented in this absurd way, It does not make much sense, does it?
Yet, it is a very difficult problem that philosophy still finds difficult to handle.
You may remember that 60 years ago, the "Gestalt" theory was still quite modern.
The "Gestalt" asks,why and how from such scribbles we can make an image in our perception of the World and deduce from these scribbles that they represent a Human.
There are numerous sicknesses where the patient cannot work out what the scribbles mean. Even more, some patients can see your face and not understand that this is a face of a Human with a body.
All of us have been drooling parents receiving this wonderful drawings made by their children. However the real question is, how can children reach without any effort that high livel of abstraction, how can they see that a circle is a face?
How do you explain that a baby, say 8 months old, recognizes in another baby something similar to <<himself>< when he doe not have any <<myself>> concept?
Once you start thinking about these problems you have multiple possibilities;
How can you explain that if I tell you "this morning I saw three birds in the tree" that it makes any sense at all in your understanding?
Go one step further and start wondering whether we are not possibly on the wrong track, that we do not understand because we see, but that we see because we understand.
One practical application is that soon blind patients will be able to "see" through other sensors than the eyes.
Thank you for your patience
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I still remember my huge sadness the day I, the Professor of that totally idiotic Apple Glub, I, the Professor, closed that valve, knowing that never more would any Living, except myself of course, be face to face with the True Appearance of those who preceded us and were destroyed during the Universal Virus Pandemy!
I suppose that I can trust you, as you are my students, with a huge secret concerning my research, research which is going to revolutionize all our ideas about our ancestors, as soon as I will reveal the significance of the color codes assigned to the branches of the Human Node.
You see, many before me tried, but they all started with the assumption that the main part would have been colored in gold, whereas I have been able to totally and irrevocably demonstrate that the two black hubs made of conductive charcoal, one with six connectors, one with seven connectors, were not only used as distributor to the network but were the Centre of the two Central Processors directing the Human. Of course, once you know the answer, you feel that this is obvious!
I can see from your appearance, Glubs, that you have had enough emotions for one period, so we shall end this period for today, but I have a huge surprise for you tomorrow, something which is going to change all our understandings of the reasons why Universe created Living matter before choosing the obvious solution of Glub nodes.
I have seen the devotion in your eyes, little red haired Glub in the back, yes the one with the freckles and the dimples, so, if you come to my Office this evening, while I cannot open the valve for you to see the original, you will, after the requested preparations, be allowed to see a back-up.
Well, Glubs, see you to-morrow!
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