Alfred E. Neuman

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=200 BGCOLOR="#99FFFF" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" width="100%" BGCOLOR="#33CCFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>Alfred E. Neuman</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Glubs and the Noodles">The Glubs and the Noodles</A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="carnivorous.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Carnivorous">Carnivorous</A>   |   <A HREF="if_only_.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="If Only !">If Only !</A>   |   <A HREF="dont_worry.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Dont Worry">Don't Worry</A>   |   <A HREF="trust_me_.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Trust Me !">Trust Me !</A>   |   <A HREF="welcome.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Welcome">Welcome</A>   |   <B>Alfred E. Neuman</B>   |   <A HREF="parlez_vous_français.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Parlezvous Français?">Parlez-vous Français?</A>   |   <A HREF="the_president.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The President">The President</A>   |   <A HREF="love51.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Love">Love</A>   |   <A HREF="happy_end.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Happy End">Happy End</A>   |   <A HREF="darwins_noodles.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Darwins Noodles">Darwin's Noodles</A>   |   <A HREF="noodle_sex.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Noodle Sex">Noodle Sex</A>   |   <A HREF="archeology.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Archeology">Archeology</A></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>By now if must be evident to even the most stupid reader</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, I mean YOU !!!</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>That the esoteric NODDLES!!! script</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Is a coded refutation</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of  the absurd String theory</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>(Noodles!!!!, do you get it now?)</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>And an introduction</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>To the New Universal Theory</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of Hollow Masses.</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>By Alfred E. Neuman</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>M.A.D. University</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>