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Black Hole
Black Hole
A word of introduction.
When I was working more or less alone in Zaïre, I had with me the first book of Stephen Jay Gould, "The Burgess Shales;
It changed my way of looking at our life.
It is believed that evolution may have gone from simple organic compounds to proteins then to prokaryotes then to eucaryotes then from these unicellular organisms to pluri-cellular organism then step wise to different types of organized Forms of Livings, one of them, the mammals, being the dominant form today.
I have gone to next stage, the Glub, where one cannot speak of a single individual but of a network of nodes, this form of living being called the Glub.
Basically, I have made the web into a living organism.
While I try to treat it as a joke, it is very serious. We can see it happening already.
Why does the subject interest me?
I try to find an answer to the question we all ask:
"Why do I love you so much?"
If the Darwinian theory of evolution does not meet with your total enthusiasm, please remember that the mathematics of probability have not yet been applied to evolution and further, most probably we shall never understand from where came the initial Life Model.
You may not believe that your grand-children will be
Glubs; yet already today the labs are working on implanting Wi-Fi units in insect brains. Next step will be to make processors from stem cells, and link these processors through Wi-Fi. Tomorrow is already yesterday.
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Good Cycle, Students!
Quite often I hear you sniggering about the stupidity of humans when you leave my course and that makes me deeply sorry, it means that I have missed getting the main point across:
The Humans were not stupid, they had all the fact in front of their eyes, but they really believed that they understood the world and that made them blind. Probably the generation coming after the Glubs will also find us very stupid.
Today we are here in the course of Holistic Post Mortem to discuss the very strange behavior of the Humans who spoke all the time of love and power, yet never understood the anatomy of Love and the Anatomy of Power.
Yesterday I had two embryos grown for our introductory course, today we may need far more as these experiments are very destructive. We have therefore made ten embryos, it is a bit less than what I wanted, but with all these restrictions on teaching, this is the most I could obtain.
Whenever I ask for experimental material, the Administration always tells me to run the demonstrations on the Virtual Creators, which is I suppose what you will be doing when you occupy my chair; yes, sorry, this is an old saying that does not mean much in Glub time.
What we are going to investigate today is very strange when we consider that the Humans, long before the third millennium and of course long before the Universe Virus Pandemy, the humans had mastered the concepts and mathematics of Black Holes, up to the point where Black Holes were a source of enjoyment for films and books.
The population as a whole did not care at all about Black Holes, these were remote objects which they thought not to have any importance for their day today life. As you as students, like to feel superior and snigger, consider that students in those days, requested to draw a Black Hole would obligingly draw what?
Indeed a Black Hole!
They really understood very little. But is that not the whole point of being a student?
If you had taken any human in the street and asked him if he carried within his body a “black hole” he would have laughed or punched your nose. A nose is an extrusion of Glub used for the reception of olfactory information, it is very painful when being punched.
Well let us bring in our first human;
Well I see my assistants have done an excellent job, look how it breathes, look how you can see the veins, you could even imagine that you see some kind of fear in his eyes as if it had some kind of awareness. Don't let your imagination run away with you, these are embryo produced humans where all connections to understanding have been disconnected.
Let us run the first embryos through the Emotion Tension Meter. It is an old model we used for teaching purposes only so it is a bit bulky but in a way, it is better for teaching.
You will attach the Human to that chair and you will put one electrode on the head, on that patch which the assistant has cleaned of any hair, and you will attach the other electrodes to the ankles.
Let us now look at a Cluster Analysis;
As you can see, the cloud cluster is quite even, there is nothing going on inside the Human; One could say that he is at rest.
Yes, the Glub on the right, yes you wonder why there is a black pulsating stain in the region of the heart and of the abdomen? Well, we used to think that this was the manifestation of some kind of anxiety or fear from the part of the human, but further studies have shown this to be an artifact as the Embryo Produced Humans cannot understand anything, therefore cannot understand what they are doing or what is going to happen.
Let us know add a bit of life to the subject by increasing the electrical tension. As you can see the cloud cluster is beginning to get animated.
Now I will ask one of you to deglub and materialize itself in the form of a female bubble.
Yes well done, Glub, apparently this is not the first time you have done that, oh, you are an actor, you like to play old stories, very good, very good, it will make the experiment so much simpler. I wonder, anatomical pleasant Glub whether you would not be willing to demonstrate that skill to me this evening in my Office? Shall we say after the 9 volts upload?
Now, you approach the Human, don't be afraid, He is totally harmless, he cannot do anything to you, no, not at all, he does not smell and his skin is not gluey and cold, touch it and what do you feel, yes indeed, it is warm and pleasant. Now you begin stroking the Human skin, easily, more easily, no, you are too hasty, remember that this must take place at the much slower pace of Human speed, that is good, yes much better and you can see that in the Cloud Cluster the beginning of the formation of a Black Hole.
Now, dear pupil, go near the ear of the Human Embryo and whisper in his ears these words <<oh my beloved Hero, how much I love you, How much I want to live my life with you, you are so beautiful, you are so strong>, well just go on with any of that nonsense even if it does not mean anything to you.
Look students, look at the Black Hole, have you seen how it has grown, these words of Love have created a force which gathers into the Black Hole.
Look at all the cloud points all around the Black Hole and see how they all seem to be attracted to the Love Black Hole. Is it not wonderful? Well, the Humans had never seen this, never even guessed that they carried at least one black hole.
Now students, do not be ashamed, all classes fail on this question, the question being:
<< what will happen when our Glub friend stops whispering these love words to the Human?>>
Yes, the middle Glub?
Yes, you think, as all my students do, that once you stop whispering words of love, as the Black Hole is not fed, it will shrink. Sounds rather logical, does it not?
Well, students let us make an experiment.
Glub, you can leave your Bubble Human Form, you did very well, I know what a strain it is, and let us now look at the Cloud cluster and the Black Hole once the Human does not receive any Love. What do we see?
Anybody?
Nobody?
Yes, it is difficult to see, let us wait a bit
Yes, indeed, now you can see it quite clearly, the Black Hole has grown.
In the beginning my learned colleagues, working on the basis of totally wrong assumptions, assumed that the Human was getting other sources of Love to feed the Black Hole. I really take no pride that my team was able to prove that the very nature of a Black Hole is that once it has been created, it will always grow and demand more and more love, whether it gets it or not.
Well, think of what a hell life must have been for these poor things!
In case some of you are not totally convinced, I have had to Humans put in next room, let us walk over.
As you can see, one Human is of plus sign and one is of minus sign. As the process is rather slow, I had my assistants put the two humans there one month ago.
One month ago, the two humans were occupying opposite corners of the room and glaring at one another, then they started looking at one another, then they started sharing their meals, at that time you could see that the Dark Hole was being born. Then the two humans allowed their envelopes to touch one another and they started making all kind of gymnastics which we believe to be some form of communication developed by humans in those Dark Ages. A very curious object is some kind of protuberance which swells and vanishes on the plus Human being, we have not been able to find out why.
But let us now look at the interesting part of the experiment.
Assistant, please bring in another plus Human and immobilize the first Human Plus.
Now look students, I introduce another plus Human in the room, look very carefully at what is going to happen.
Very interesting, very interesting
See how the new human Plus looks around but is attention is totally captivated by the minus Human. Look now, he is going over to the plus Human and he sees quite clearly that this one is immobilized.
Now look students, now look, you can see that the New Human is approaching the Minus Human and appears to develop the same signals the first coupe was developing.
And Here is what made our Science Institute so famous the Universe over, look at the Cloud Clusters, if you look at the minus human you can see two, yes indeed two Black Holes. The former one we called the Love Black Hole and the Second one we called the Power Black Hole.
And look the second Human plus is not only developing the Love Black Hole as he is gliding and spitting all over the minus human being but he is developing two black holes at once, one for Love, one for Power.
In another experiment, we have proved that the development of the Power Black Hole necessitate the presence of another human. If they were only two of them, they would just develop the Love Black Hole.
Now students, do not be frightened, it looks horrible, but I can ensure you that they feel nothing and nothing will happen to you, they cannot even see you and anyway, you are behind a force field shield.
Now I release the first Human who was tied. Look how beautiful it is. He jumps up as if he is exploding, he grabs the new Human, he shakes it, he twists it, he breaks it apart, while the minus Human is just sitting and contemplating. And look now how the Black Hole has become huge. See now how huge the Black Hole has become now that the intruding Human has been dismembered and look how huge the Black Hole of Love has become over the Minus Human.
So students, this will be all for today's lesson.
You will feel, I am sure, disappointed to have spent so much time to see something which for us is so basic, that Life is the product of the tension between the Black Hole of Love and the Black Hole of Power and that the Black Holes can only grow, but please do understand that before we became Glubs, these were our ancestors and they had no idea that they had inside themselves these Black Holes.
The Glub which materialized into a Human Bubble, please stay behind when you others go out, I have a few technical points I would like to discuss with you.
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