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are a dream</A>   |   <A HREF="navigation.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Navigation">Navigation</A></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Advanced Brief</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Human to Glub Dictionary</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>May 28th, 2006, the Day of the Grand Prix de Monaco.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="402" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 848 WIDTH="398"><div> <B>The following text will be read as being </B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Insane</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Absurd</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Obsessive</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Dirty</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>And whatever you want to add.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yet the text is born out of the observation of what our daily life is:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>When I drive in my village in France, there will be huge posters all along the commercial roads, posters which appear to use only one icon to convince you that you should buy their products, </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>and </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>as you have observed yourself, that icon is a woman in increasing levels of exposures and increasing alluring symbols of sexual pleasures.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>To the point that even a bag of Dog Food will have as visual support a nearly naked woman showing outlines where the word line is most incorrect as it would seem that she is made only of curves.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So the question being asked, is:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>How can it be that after so many thousands of years of civilization, we remain totally centered and attracted by the most primitive of all our instincts, mating!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>And, even more mysterious, how can we accept and accommodate this world with our very high ideas of ourselves?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So, even if my text is lewd, it is a long long way more respectable than your reality. Which you do not object to, indeed you are a full participant in the Sex Game. Why?</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>As a very Humble Glub Professor who only dreams of a peaceful life of Scientific Research far away from the glimmers and Temptations of the Modern World of Research on the Subject of Humans</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Who is interrupting my lecture?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You are delivering my daily copy of Play-Boy?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Excellent, excellent.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>As I was saying, a retired life reflecting about the mysterious habits of the humans, this was what I was dreaming of.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Regretfully, it appears that the knowledge of “Humans” has become a fashionable subject, more and more Glubs “bubbling into human shape” to experience what the humans meant by LOVE, SEX, EATING, SEX, FUCKING, SEX, KILLING, and regretfully most of the Great Glub Matrixes appear to demand to be bubbled as the utterly disgusting Human form called “Male” as they want to experience what is to have a conversation with a Human Form called “Female”.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I have therefore been obliged to write down a few rapid Guide Books on how to understand the conventions of the Human World.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>As you can see these booklets are available for sale all over the Conference hall and I understand that most of you would like to buy a number of copies now for themselves and their friends, so I will interrupt this conference during the time of your purchases. You have of course noted that it is advantageous for you and your family members to subscribe to my weekly newsletter which, if I may say so without any vanity, seems to highly profit the readers through its numerous illustrations.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>All profits generated by these sales are entirely spent for the development of the knowledge of the Human Race. You cannot guess the cost on the Human Universe of a Double Martini or a Vodka on the Rocks, shaken, not stirred, and you would never believe me if I told you the expenditures involved in getting acquainted with a Female Human Being, and the Expenditures Involved Thereafter of getting rid of Her.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of course your contributions are Tax deductible. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes Glub Matrix, you are a bit afraid as you have never bubbled before into a Human Shape and you wonder whether I could help you during your first trip?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of course, Glub Matrix, and I can already see that you would be a astonishing beautiful Human Bubble, probably some kind of Lara Croft;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You do not know what a Lara Croft is and you fear that you will not know how to use this Human Bubble Form?</B></div> <div> <B>My Dear Glub Matrix, I will be accompanying you all the time and rest assured, even if the expression “rest” seems highly improbable, that you will never regret having done that trip with the Glub Professor.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Are we all ready now and can we proceed with the Lecture?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I do remind you that while the purchase of the Publication are of a philanthropic nature, it means that you will be glad to know that you will also be allowed to pay an entrance fee and an exit fee, which regrettably are not tax deductible.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So, I was forced to open my vast sources of interpretations of the Human Icons to the Glub Public.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Many of these Icons were found in a place I will never forget, it was probably some kind of Temple, probably some kind of Temple dedicated to Fertility Rites.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The walls of this “LAVATORY” as it was later identified were covered with icons and images. Some of them were so explanatory that we had no difficulties in linking images and symbols.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>But I am ahead of my subject and I suggest that we start at the beginning.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Let us look at the first Icon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Slide Please</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0bf12a60.png" border=0 width="18" height="166" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, a very simple Icon;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We call it “the Pha”.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, I can see the disappointment in your Eyes. You were expecting something far more dramatic, where you not?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, to your untrained eyes, it is meaningless, but let me tell you that this simple icon will form the basis of all the Communication System used by Humans.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Slide Two please</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0c002010.png" border=0 width="2" height="1" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="0c2b83c0.jpg" border=0 width="184" height="316" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Now, Glubs kindly make a note:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>An Icon has a meaning, not by itself but by its relative position. For instance, this position of the “Pha” has a very very strong meaning for Humans.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Is it too difficult for you?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>No, we can go on?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, not only if the “Pha” to be read in the context of its position, but the Humans have introduced a very abstruse concept called “color”.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0c3a4b70.jpg" border=0 width="420" height="183" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>For Glubs, no differences, especially as we are color blind, whatever color could be; For the Humans, the meaning of these two different Glyphs was nearly opposite one to the other, such as in our Glub Language, -1 and +1</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Indeed, Brave Glub, you have already observed the analogy between the Human “Pha” and the Glub +1 icon</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We admit humbly that we do not know how the Glub World could have anything in common with the Primitive Human World; we hope that more research will clarify this. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>As if the icons were not complex enough as they are, the Humans appeared to attach the uttermost importance to the “size” of the icons.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Let me show you.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0c534ef0.jpg" border=0 width="308" height="239" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Apparently, Humans were obsessed by the size of the Icon. While most of us would consider the left icon as a magnificent success of miniaturizing, elegance, and convenience, Humans would do anything and more to use the right Icon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The reasons are totally unknown, which one of us Glubs would consider that a Matrix which has not been reduced to its most concentrated form is not superior to a Matrix where simplifications have not been carried out.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Indeed the strange world of Humans!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Another similarity strikes us.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We Glubs spend our lives ensuring that the tension within the polarization of the dynamic twist of our Matrix is always balanced, and, it would appear, that the Humans were attaching a huge importance to the tension inscribed in the Icon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Let us see as an example next slide.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0c785f30.jpg" border=0 width="389" height="243" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Apparently, we are supposed to understand that these two icons, in spite of their similarities, represent opposite decisions:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We have concluded that it is possible that the Icon to the left would represent a form of refusal, but we are not very sure of what, while the glyph on the right would be both a question and a demand and an offer, probably to the God.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So, we have just begun our lecture and already we are confronted with the difficulties in analyzing the simplest glyph whose meaning varies according to its position, color, size and tension.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>And we have not gone any further than looking at the first and most simple Icon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This will be all for the first lecture, kindly do not forget when leaving to pay your Exit Fee and Your Entrance fee for next lecture. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I intend to put at your disposal a revised version of the Human-Glub Dictionary at next lecture, those having bought the out of date edition will get a 50% discount when buying three copies.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Thank you Glubs and work hard, I would even advice that you do a bit of home work using these Icons, you will find that the work involved and the tiredness is well compensated by a kind of benevolent lethargy.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Welcome Back, Dear Glubs.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Many of you have been trying overnight to reach me on the BrainDirect Internet Link, I therefore have to remind you that this incredibly rewarding and profitable service is made available to you through the payment of a minor fee, renewable on a weekly basis, therefore I have found it more convenient to offer it on a 10 years basis and as so many of my friends enquire in a mocking attitude, I ensure that should your Matrix Disintegrate, your Estate will continue to be briefed.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="408" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 566 WIDTH="398"><bR> <div> <B>It may not be quite appropriate at this stage how the Human Race and the Human Universe Died.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In the third millennium, communications were beginning to get out of the machines to integrate the human Brain.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>However the Humans lacked the full understanding of the Forces of Evil.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>They did not foresee that once all human brains were connected to one another and to all Data Banks of Knowledge, the unthinkable was unavoidable.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>One day, a group of young scientists introduced a communication Virus in the Total Link System, whereby all addresses were corrupted, including the addresses the primitive brain had used to accomplish its daily tasks.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>All thinking was therefore dying within a few hours.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Not only that, as all thinking died out, what the Humans had envisaged but not taken seriously, happened.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>As there was no longer any brain or intelligence to observe the Universe, the Universe had no longer any reason to continue to be, it therefore totally vanished.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>That was the End of the Universe.</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Yesterday, Glubs, we started this Lecture using the simplest icons, and that proved already quite a difficult task.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes assistant, what do you want?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You mean that some of the Students have come for the first time today and have not paid the fee for yesterday, nor purchased the booklets?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>And you are asking whether they should pay these participations?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of course and Glub Assistant, once you have cashed the fees, kindly ensure that you go to the repair shop and have your analytical circuits rewired, I am afraid that something very grave has happened to your Matrix!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Everybody is up to date?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Good!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So we shall now see how the humans were able to combine icons to form complex interaction relationships.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Assistant first slide.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>No you dummy, not yesterday's first slide, today's first slide.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0c909370.jpg" border=0 width="265" height="311" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>You see no difference with the Icons seen yesterday?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You would have been miserable Humans, assuming this not to be a tautology.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>For Humans this Signal was totally different from the Ones we have studied yesterday;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>First of all you notice that they are composed of the assembly of two “Pha”, and yet they have no relationship whatsoever with the “Pha” icon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This assembly must therefore be understood as being a new Icon, which we call “Breas”.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Apparently this Icon was strictly allocated to the female form of the Human Beings;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes Glub, how clever of you to notice that it very much resembles our Boolean symbol which we represent as:</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>></B></div> <div> <B>Indeed you are right, there are without any doubts similarities in the way that this “Breas” icon was used to indicate zones of interest, a bit like an attractive sign post.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I have had problems with students who in their excitement confused the Breas icon with the Icon meaning “Together”, which really does not look the same:</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>=</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Let us go back to the Breas sign.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This sign was used profusely by the Human civilization.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Some Minor Colleagues, from the Medical University, emitted the rather far fetched theory that this would not be a true Icon, but an anatomical drawing. I regret to have to express my concern that my colleagues dealing with flesh and other putrid things are rather contaminated in their thinking.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Just a little bit of thinking will let you understand how stupid this hypothesis is.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>If “Breas” was something  anatomical, why would it appear on religious sanctuaries such as “Toilets”, why would it appear on marvelous Art Pieces describing Voluptuous Curvy Bubbles drinking Juices, sunbathing while using some liquid to odorize their emanations, why would it appear on all Art Work praising the rather disgusting Human form know as “Male”?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>No, of course, there is no doubt, the Icon “Breas” is a true Icon used to convey   messages of the uttermost importance.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Some of you students have confided in me and told me how difficult they had found yesterdays introductory lecture to be, and I am therefore afraid that they may find this new section even more difficult. They have of course the option to pay the drop-out fee and leave the Lectures now.</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Again, as you have guessed, the Humans were using the classical variations of </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Position</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Size</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Tension</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Orientation</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Relationship to another Icon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, quite complex, but have no fear, I am the Glub Professor.</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Assistant, next slide please.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0cbef410.jpg" border=0 width="239" height="321" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>While both “Breas” Icon have the same meaning, it appears that Humans considered the message from the left Icon to be considerably more Important than the one to the right. In one of my very famous scientific papers, I have named this the “Malibu Beach” Factor. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Stranger things are to come.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Assistant, next slide please!</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0cd0a650.jpg" border=0 width="266" height="357" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Yes students, you are puzzled, are you not?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Why am I showing twice the same slide?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I am afraid that you will never be able to think as Humans.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You see, Humans attached great importance to “Angles”.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>While the preceding slide was showing objects of pride, this slide is showing Icons indicating shame and a desire to hide. To the point that the left and right icon were considered as equal in negligibility.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Stranger things are to come.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The relative position of the vectors was considered to have a meaning.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Next slide please.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0cf44b30.jpg" border=0 width="324" height="435" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In this strange case, both Breas icons are considered to be of great importance, and of equal value. We are still carrying out tests to find out how the Humans were able to see any difference and notice the Vector Orientation.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>While it is not the appropriate moment, I wish to underline a vital difference between the Breas Icon and the Pha Icon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>For unknown reasons the Brea icon was quite often doubled. Was it to underline its message, was it because one Brea is too weak and must be strengthened by another Brea, we do not know yet;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Let me show you an example</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0d12d950.jpg" border=0 width="301" height="405" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes student, one could also consider that this may have had a Boolean signification.  Could it be that an alternative was offered, sort of, if you do not like the one why don't you try the other?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>One could also consider whether it would be considered as a reassurance, such as when we say</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>YES</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>YES</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Underlying thereby out total acceptance.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I have mentioned previously in very praising terms my University Professors from the Medical Colleague who offered the idiotic proposition that this Icon would be a container and the fact that it was doubled meant that the content would be doubled.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This must be beyond the limits we can authorize a University Professor to wander as any student understands how much easier it is to use the Icon</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0d330a20.jpg" border=0 width="304" height="418" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>But of course, I remain in the uttermost respect for the learned and hilarious papers produced by the Medical Professors; we cannot all be the Glub Professor.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Incidentally I would like to give an advance notice of a paper soon to be published by the Guard.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I had reasons to believe that in a slum called New-York, there could be a Religious Worship Temple of the Uttermost Importance.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We started our diggings in Manhattan and soon came Upon a White House and a Cake like Dome of unknown destination, possibly some kind of storage place. We also found an entertainment area, which we believe to be a place where the Dodgers were running dogs in an enclose space called the Pentagon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Suffice to say that through my careful preparations of these diggings we indeed found the Religious Temple which was called “The Thousand Virgins Blue Lotus Brothel”.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This is the place where I found what I believe to be the greatest find that will ever be made from that civilization.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>It was a one sheet document called:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Britney, remember that time Runs for You Too.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>(we do assume that Time must be some kind of animal);</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Assistants, kindly distribute the copies of this relict to the attending Students who have paid the fee;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This is what we found.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="306" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 132 WIDTH="208"><div> <B><IMG SRC="0d534770.png" border=0 width="52" height="119" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="83"><div> <B>How</B></div> <div> <B>Long</B></div> <div> <B>Do</B></div> <div> <B>I</B></div> <div> <B>Have</B></div> <div> <B>To</B></div> <div> <B>Wait?</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 169 WIDTH="208"><div> <B><IMG SRC="0d74b9a0.png" border=0 width="75" height="154" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="83"><bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>It's</B></div> <div> <B>Now</B></div> <div> <B>Or</B></div> <div> <B>Never</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 187 WIDTH="208"><div> <B><IMG SRC="0d973b40.png" border=0 width="115" height="180" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="83"><bR> <bR> <div> <B>One</B></div> <div> <B>More</B></div> <div> <B>Time</B></div> <div> <B>Baby!</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 244 ><NOBR><div> <B><IMG SRC="0dba5ab0.png" border=0 width="165" height="171" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><bR> <div> <B>I</B></div> <div> <B>Do</B></div> <div> <B>Not </B></div> <div> <B>Remember</B></div> <div> <B>How</B></div> <div> <B>It </B></div> <div> <B>Was</B></div> <div> <B>To</B></div> <div> <B>Be </B></div> <div> <B>Young</B></div> <div> <B>And</B></div> <div> <B>Beautiful</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>We are still working on this document, we tend at present to assume that it could be some kind of calendar, such as the ones used to note the position of the planets.</B></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>