Donky

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=200 BGCOLOR="#99FFFF" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" width="100%" BGCOLOR="#33CCFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>Donky</B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Glubs and the Noodles">The Glubs and the Noodles</A></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donky</B></div> <div> <B>  <script type="text/javascript" src="http://m3.moostik.net/js/?pseudo=taberg40&option=romain"> </script><noscript><img src="http://m3.moostik.net/img/?pseudo=taberg40&option=romain" border="0" alt="[]" /></noscript>   </B></div> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Glubs and the Noodles">The Glubs and the Noodles</A></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donky</B>   |   <A HREF="no_days.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="No days">No days</A>   |   <A HREF="white.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="White">White</A>   |   <A HREF="tubar.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Tubar">Tubar</A>   |   <A HREF="do_ghosts_cry.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Do Ghosts Cry?">Do Ghost's Cry?</A>   |   <A HREF="love47.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Love">Love</A></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>One two three Four, Paris, London, Rome, Washington, one two three four, Paris London, Rome Washington, ready for take?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This is Donky Dung reporting from the  Candybush  Airport, we are all awaiting the arrival of the planes, as you can see we are reporting from a Dome as the Authorities have sealed off the Candybush Airport from any contacts. Due to our contribution to the Presidential campaigns, yes we are a totally independent Channel, we contributed the same amounts to both candidates and sent chocolate boxes and flowers and perfumes to both next coming first ladies, and I want to deny the rumour that the first Lady-to-be said that she? Would by far have preferred a new set of boxing gloves, she said that she would have preferred gloves made of the purest box leather, a leather that can only be bought on our Channel if you call this number that appears at the bottom, and while doing it, have you offered your wife flowers, chocolate, perfume, recently, don't do anything,  this is the magic of new times, we shall do it for you and your account will be charged accordingly.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ed, as I am saying, due to your friendly and expensive contacts with the Authorities we have been given the best location, and I can see everything from her. Ed, do you see the airplane approaching?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, Donky indeed I see it, sorry to say that in front of all the viewers, please be careful, your belt is getting undone, if you lean forward you will see that it has to be redone. Excellent, excellent Donky, I am sure all our viewers will be happy to see what good care you take of your figure, and yes Donky I can se the plane landing, but no, it is not one plane, it, it is  lot, Donky can you count them.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, Ed, at present we can see three planes but there are shadows in the background and there are rumours to the effect that there could be as much as ten airplanes.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ed can you seen them now?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, Donky, and from the Control Center we can see that the first airplane has landed, and that the airtight tunnel has been connected to the main building. Donky can you confirm to us that they will be taken down that corridor and will pass nearly within touching distance of you?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Indeed Ed, if I could stretch my hand through that isolations layer, I could touch them. Ed, I have a surprise for you, you remember that cute drill with diamond head that you gave to me that night at the Kobe Hotel, I have it with me, nobody has seen it, I have charged the batteries and I am quite sure that I can make a hole large enough to put the microphone through it.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donky, Donky, do you hear me, Donky copy immediately, Donky this is risky, Donky this is not a Kobe Hotel, Donky please, Donky.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ed, are you here?, sorry plenty of interferences, I can only hear that you are all excited at the prospect of having the first ever interview, I hope the drilling sound does not disturb the transmission, I have asked the cameramen man and technical crew to sing the Old Mate Rummy silly song, they all believe I am crazy but you can hear them signing “Old Mate Rummy Had a Humvee, hi lo hi la ho, Old Mate Rummy had two Humvees, hi la hi la ho and now Old Mate Rummy gets one more Humvee, Old Mate Rummy has three Humvees, Hi la hi la ho.>></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>It works Ed, I have manage to bore a large hole in the containing wall, I am sure that the microphone will go through it.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ed, the first stretcher is coming, please move away, this is See and Aime channel reporting, please move away, yes, here is the first stretcher, I think I will have the first interview for the Add Free Channel See and Aime, using my Sunny microphone which is superior to any other.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><< Welcome to the Land of Plenty and Less. I am sure all your viewer want to know whether your first wish is to eat a double sided mashed cadaver slice delicately enhanced by deeply fried onions or whether you are going the demand our National Dish, the Colonel Ryan Deep Fried Cat Fish guarantied to contain absolutely no cat fish and be deeply imbedded in oil swelled deep fried flour>> </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ed let us listen to what our brave survivor says</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I am sorry Ed, while it may sound to you due to the interferences, as grumf, raaaah, urgghhh rahhhh  burk, I am quite confident, keep your hands of me you dirty monkey, don't you see that I am Donky Dung, reporting for See and Aime, and if you don't take off your hands from my bulges you will be a one armed bandit, as I was saying Ed, in this peaceful and normal environment we have been able to listen to the first survivor telling us how much she is looking forward to order a giant size double sided sauce enhanced burger with a side order of Liberty Chips, yes Ed I can confirm that she especially wanted to make sure she would not get any of those devious treacherous honest looking fries, yes she wanted true Liberty Fries, those you can buy at the number which is presently presented on your screen, keep of your hands and don't punch me, what do you mean, it is a Federal Offence to bore a hole, is it a federal Offence when you dirty monkey bore a hole? </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Sorry Ed, these Undemocratic Forces are carrying me away and I see a lot of  strange looking men  clothed in what looks like space ship protective clothing trying to close the hole I had such a pain creating, such a little hole for me, such a big hole for Humanity.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I will come back to you as soon as I can Ed.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The screen goes blank</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We see the camera travelling sort of at random, you know as when you carry your camera and you forget to cut it off.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Suddenly we see “Ed”.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donky, Donky, where are you, Donky do you copy me?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donky, Donky this is Ed calling, I have phantomed the call on all channels, Donky do you hear me?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donky is that you?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donky I hear something?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Ed,  Aidddd, Hairdddd, this is  Donry, donkry, dannkry, Ed, sorry, Ed, argh, ourg, aaaa… red,    is that froug?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donky, be professional, Donky come back and be professional, why do you think you are paid a flat in New-York, a private plane, a salary exceeding mine, Donky be Professional, due your duty, Donky report !!!!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Red, Raid, rrrarrrd, ourg, Ed, sorry, something, heavy, heavy, why so thick, rarriddd, why they vanish, Red, reddddddd, why fog, fog, frog frost, called, call President, hello this is Donky Dunk pressing the HairEd, this is Ed, this is why does it huyrt so much , Ed, why you not here, stop, stop shouting, stop stop, it runds, it runs all over, Ed, it runds, it is red, it is Ed, Ed,, Red, is is Red, it is is, is, is, </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Donkey stop that foolish game, Donkey</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Here the recording stopped.</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>