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Good Morning Students
Today's lecture will deal with a very sad subject, the death of the Human race during the Universe Virus Pandemy
Students, I do not know if we can draw any conclusion from the death of the Human Civilization, possibly we should note with some anguish that they were the ultimate stage of the Evolution and that they would continue for ever.
Possibly, students, it is this belief they had that they were the best product Evolution had made and that it was their duty to get better and better that signed their death.
In previous lectures, students, I have explained the strange attitudes they had to mathematical errors in their build-up, errors which were self healing, and if not, they would go to places called hospitals where their Data Banks would be scanned and faulty sectors repaired, regretfully for them with a lot of units being declared HS.
In the days of the human civilization, each Human would carry his own data bank in something they called the brain, and for unknown reasons be very proud of his data bank. It has been suggested that minus humans were carrying three brains, one on top which was of little use, and two in the upper bulges. This theory has been tested quite often by applying numerous tests to the upper bulges and the theory could be valid. Volunteers are requested to go on manipulating the upper bulges, as we have great difficulties finding candidates for such a disgusting manipulation.
I have, in spite of the very timid funding granted to me by the Government, been able to reconstruct many brains and they all have something in common:
They do not work at all!!!
Students, some colleagues from well known Universities, and if I may say so, it quite good that they may be well know, you will thereby be able to avoid their monstrous mountains of errors and see how my very logical and rational research should be given the highest priority.
As I said students, some very respected colleagues from other so called Universities claim to have been able to produce brains, but, and here you will see how ridiculous their claims are, they claim that the awareness of the brain is aware of itself!!! How my colleagues do not immediately perceive the absurdity of such a logical flaw is beyond any Glubitude.
Students, let us not waste time on publicity seeking so-called research and let us go back to the History and Death of the Human Race;
What will strike you immediately is how fast the death process went.
At the end of the second millennium the Human race had been able to decode the carrier of the construction instruction for the making of a human. They called it decoding the DNA.
Of course they were aware that decoding a book of instructions written in an unknown language would not be of much help to them, but that race was in some ways very clever; if they cold not understand the construction book, they could see that when paragraphs were missing or full of errors, the resulting human was faulty.
The logical step was immediately taken, to replace the damaged instruction codes by valid instruction codes.
This race was very logical in an absurd way, so they started asking themselves how they could use the code, not to cure humans from faulty sectors, but to improve the Operating System of the Human machine.
Up to the end of the second millennium they had resorted to very crude methods supposed to improve the human machine, introducing all kind of strange objects here and there to change the nature and form of these ugly bulges of which they were affected, and students, do not ask me why this should be an improvement, I think it will remain a mystery for ever.
The humans had very primitive ideas about chemistry and the working of a Data Bank; how they could be such fools as to interfere with the working of the chemistry of the brain when they knew nothing, this is another mystery. We have to assume, as this is the only rational explanation, that some humans were considered to be so faulty that they could be used for any purpose and that one of these experiments was to pump into them any chemical and see what would happen.
Strangely enough, as we know, the Humans ancestors were aquatic and this must have left traces in their genes as they were obsessed with something they called anti-depressants, which must have had the property of keeping them floating, why they would like to flat being another mystery.
By the beginning of the third millennium humans had acquired something they called computer, utterly absurd machines which were unable to work in anything but one dimension, they called it linear logic. Yet such toys were enough to permit them to reach the moon. Humans must have had some kind of gift that is totally strange to Glubitude.
By the beginning of the third millennium a very primitive, slow and awkward net system had been installed, called Internet. Unbelievable as it may sound to you, to input/ouput they had to use excrescences they called fingers.
Biology was developing side by side with computer sciences. By the beginning of the third millennium the Humans had finally discovered the stem cells. Why it took them so long, is another mystery.
Even Humans, fools as they were, could not avoid seeing that it was absurd to have all the worlds knowledge stored in Data Banks and walk about without having access to this Data Bank.
As usual Humans started with the wrong answer, they were convinced that they could implant micro chips in the brain and connect it to the brain. They had no knowledge of the working of the brain, yet, not knowing anything, they wanted to improve it.
Stem cell research was progression so fast that within a decade they had mastered the art of making a heart, a liver, a hand. But the brain was considered to be some kind of holy territory. The idea that the primitive Wi-Fi system could be directly installed in the brain did not appear to be obvious to them, they really insisted on using either the excrescences they called finders or the heat dissipation leafs they called ears.
You must remember that Humans, in those days had not discovered that communication could be mastered without any support; they were convinced that without a screen a keyboard, a paper, a mouth, no other communication was possible. They would have laughed themselves to death had you told them that you cold sit two persons in a room and that information would be transferred from brain to brain.
It took them more than two decades to understand that stem cells could be programmed to become micro chips.
Once they had understood this and mastered the art of assembling brain and micro stem cells, the Human race was doomed.
Students, you may when your return into you Glub Matrix Form wish to investigate the information available about the festivities surrounding the proclamation of the first bionic man, the first man who was totally connected to the Internet.
A world of warning before you immerse yourself into this period, by that time the world man would have had no sense, men in the genetic sense had long been gone as they had no utility; as to women, they were no longer thinking of themselves as females or males but as Human, totally human. They had also lost all reproductive functions, keeping only the entertainment sequences and areas.
By the middle of the third millennium most of humanity was linked directly, brain to brain, brain to Data Bank, how they could not have seen the obvious next step is beyond our understanding.
Students, for reasons that I fear no Glub will ever understand, Humans, not only under the constant threat the virus they carried in their cells, wanted to fabricate all and any kind of dangerous living products. They started by fabricating improved deadly poisons and micro organisms that they used to kill one another, again another mystery as to why they had to kill one another.
A colleague of mine, not being able to find any use for the lower bulge in the plus Human type has postulated that this could have been the carried of a genetic error which contained a principle that made Humans aggressive to one another; Well, students, one could of course listen with courtesy to such nonsense, but then please tell me, if Plus Humans Types were carrying such a dangerous lower bulge, why did they not cut it off.
Students, Humans lived in the constant paradox of wanting to live and wanting the other Humans to die;
Shall I say regretfully, or shall I say that it was a huge gift to the Universe, when a virus was created by the Humans, so efficient and so powerful that it spread over the Net and within hours all humans had been transformed into killing machines.
Photo by Joan Marie, 2005
This was the Great universal Pandemy that affected humans as well as Machines.
It was the end of the reign of the Humans.
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Glubs, feel no fear, we Glubs are confident that our Matrix is perfectly balanced and Computed, so feel confident that no such thing can ever happen to Glubs.
Could one of you Glubs kindly go and look at the Glub in the back who is getting all transparent and is apparently beginning to digest his neighbor?
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