Paris, December 4th, 2005
When starting the Glub story, I took it for granted that everything is obvious.
For more than 6000 years, Human Beings have been teaching that the Universe is in our Head.
Whether it was created in million of years, or some days, or here, or there, it just does not matter, the Universe does not exist unless our brain is willing to accept it.
You do not believe me?
Try freezing your Brain!
Boum!, no More Universe!
I know, I died for ten seconds. Car accident.
Is it not wonderful to understand that all of us experience in our Brain a World which has no concept of time or contradiction?
So, the LIFE story started somewhere (where, why?) and some molecules drifted through space.
The molecules thought that Earth was not such a bad place and they landed.
Try being a molecule and do nothing!
Believe me it is boring.
So they started talking to their neighbors (most ungentlemanly)
And one got the idea of playing "chain making".
Soon the first unicellular organism was created;
Once you have put you foot (do molecules have feet?), the machine will just run through the program.
So unicellular
Pluricellular
Complex
a long story
Then "Us"
Here I am!
Yeah, that's swell, but try being "Us!", it gets a bit boring with time.
So we made crowds.
That was fun, we could do all kind of things, schools, hospitals, wars.
Great fun.
But one felt that it was still too much of a hard job to make a crowd.
So the cellular phone was invented.
Now you could be a crowd even while sitting in front of the TV.
Great is it not?
No it is not great.
Try eating spaghettis while holding a cellular phone in your hand.
So we found it convenient to graft the phone into our brain cells.
Was it difficult? Not really, but how do you take away the phone cell for those who have not paid their bill?
So now we were a crowd, one brain connected to all brains and computers.
If you are optimistic, you would say that it took 20 years for an idiot to introduce a Virus that would destroy all communications.
Out with Us!!!
In with next team wanting to create the Humanity.
As the flesh and blood team had failed, next inhabitant of the Universe would be what I called the Glubs, which is simply a form of data, similar to the data contained in your Cortex but without the bother of flesh and blood.
The Glubs is some kind of spreadsheet.
Do you think that this is far fetched?
Obviously reading mathematics and Physics Journals is not the first thing you do before brushing your teeth.
No, I do not want to know what is the first thing you do!
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