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  <A HREF="navigation.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Navigation">Navigation</A></div> <bR> <div> <B>February 4th, 2005</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="352" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 245 WIDTH="346"><div> <B>One wonders:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The author's father died a nasty death due to a genetic fault of the digestive system, all animal fats being converted into digestive system decaying acids.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This had already been the fate of his Grand father .</B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://farfar.jagminns.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://farfar.jagminns.com"><B>http://farfar.jagminns.com</B></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>The author himself has entered into the fatal cycle;</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="352" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFCC33 HEIGHT= 911 WIDTH="346"><div> <B>The basis for this story comes from trying to get an answer to the question:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><< why do we eat together ?>></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Eating is a rather disgusting process; why do we have to share that disgusting procedure? It is disgusting in it's principles, killing living life and pretending to enjoy the cadavers so long as it's original shape is disguised.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0915e1b0.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="283" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Our customs are also rather perplexing for Glubs. Women (and men) on a date will go to the powder room, put on lipstick (that must be women) comb their hair (who?), powder their cheeks, yet have you ever seen anybody brushing their teeth after a meal and before the deep gorgeous kiss?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So if we consider the meals as worthy of being shared, why is the end process not shared? You may object that in Sweden it was not unusual to share that process, but that was 50 years ago.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Why has Evolution selected the carbon/sugar system and not the carbon methane system ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Why don't our computers use ATP (Adenosine Tri Phosphate) as energy source ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Why do we consider it proper to breath air which is totally unfit for consumption?</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <div> <B>Good morning Students</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Immediately a question:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>How much energy does it take to multiply one Glub matrix by another and divide the result by the average?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You are perplexed students, you think that this question is totally irrelevant, why should you need any energy to multiply one matrix of numbers by another?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You see, students, our Glub world is so far away from the Human world that we cannot even ask the right questions.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In our Glub world, we never considerer energy as something worth worrying about; it is only when you bubble yourself into something like human forms that you have to use energy. Incidentally, little Red Haired with the nice freckles Glub did some bubbling yesterday in my Office as we wanted to have a better view of what humans were experiencing when rubbing. You will have to excuse her today, she is a bit languishing.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well students, I feel radiant today, I think this is going to be a great day for teaching.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>What was the subject of today's lecture, was it rubbing? Sorry, I got a bit distracted, Horrible Looking Bubble Glub who has developed a preposterous lower bulge, wants to tell me that today's subject is feeding and energy? Well, it may be so, but please ugly Glub, do deflate that lower bulge of which you would not even know the symbolic!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So, assuming that Horrible Glub does have a bit of sense, which I doubt very much, today's lecture should be about energy.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You cannot deflate the lower bulge, well leave this room immediately, I will not expose my tender young bubbles to your lubricity!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Out !!!!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Sorry for that tender young Bubble Glubs, especially you with the long blond tendrils and the shivering upper bulges, I do apologize for the inconvenience caused by that horrible Glub, you have noticed how I demand that all lectures be kept at the highest level of respectability and that never should there be any hint of vulgarity, I can see that you are deeply troubled, tender blond Glub Bubble, possibly if you come to my Office after the lecture we could practice some soothing exercises I learned from the studies of the Human Behaviour.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>After this regretful interruption</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Sorry, what is it now, first assistant?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>What, you mean that the Horrible looking Glub was so troubled that he had to be divided by zero to bring him to rest? What a horrible fate!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Glubs, the World of the humans was horrible. We cannot even imagine such a world; Everything they did consumed energy. Yes energy!. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>One of my very much respected colleagues from a very respected University of the Mass International Thinking (MIT) has proposed during our last congress that this proves definitively that humans could not think as their primitive computer equipment was enclosed in a cranial box without any ventilation, any thinking would have raised the temperature and fried their circuits.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, I listened respectfully to his presentation, you know how these young researchers need support even for their wildest proposition, but at the end I had to raise and ask whether he had considered the effect of the human ears as cooling system for the thinking equipment and I referred him to one of my paper written in my younger days, which demonstrated quite clearly that the heat evaporation by the flapping ears was sufficient to accommodate the minimal thinking of the Humans. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We really had quite a good laugh, but I think that at MIT, he still has a future.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>What was I saying, was today's subject sex and rubbing in the Human World ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Sorry, Lean and Serious looking nasty Glub, you pretend that today's subject is energy?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, why not, with students like you I think I could talk about such a simple subject as the quantum flexibility of distributed Matrix and yet you would not understand anything! In my days students did really listen and have respect for the teachers;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So we were going to discuss the quantum distribution of flexibility in the sex and rubbing of Human matrixes. Well, what now Lean and Meagre Looking Glub, are you going to interfere during all the lecture? What do you mean, the subject is energy? Would I not know better what the subject of today's lecture is rather than you? </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, you want to add something?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>That I have not reconnected my Cranial Power Transmitter and that Blob Glub still has it in her jelly? Students, how stupid can you be, really, blond Glub give me back my Cranial Power Transmitter immediately even if you have to take it out of your bulges in front of everybody.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Good. As I was saying today's lecture is about energy and that stupid Lean Glub, if you interfere once again I will cut off you broadband, yes Bubble Sir, your broadband even if I must say that it is so ridiculous in size that it will not make much difference to you or Blond Glub.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Humans, students, needed energy and believe it or not, they were not connected to any grid bringing energy, each Human had to produce its own energy;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Now, Glubs, I shall put to you a question that demands a bit of integration beyond the secondary level of your Matrix, even if I have strong doubts that you have let us say, one basic matrix;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Where would the Humans get their energy from?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, Red Haired Glub with the long Eyes shimmering in the twilight you do not fully understand the question and you wonder if you could study this aspect with me this night? How charming of you, Glub, of course you can.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>See, students, this Glub is really showing bulges and intelligence, I wish you all would be like that Bubble Glub.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You again, Lean Glub, you think that the Humans were getting their energy by burning coal?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Lean Glub, I am sorry, but you will have to be recycled, please go and see my assistant an ask them to check your motherboard, something must be wrong with you.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, anybody?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of course, I do admit that at your age, would have found that question difficult to answer.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>But yet, it is very simple and basic. The humans had in their genes from the beginning of the existence of Earth an affinity for the original component of Earth atmosphere, Methane!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The humans were acting on the basis of impulses they did not understand, that had deep down in their feelings a need to recreate the Original composition of the Earth Atmosphere which was essentially Methane and Carbon Dioxide.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Humans were emotionally aware of the great dangers they were exposed to in this atmosphere so rich in oxygen and in an emotional way they did everything they could to destroy this dangerous oxygen and replace by healthy Carbon.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We all agree, Glubs, that the Humans were very stupid, yet in some primitive way they were good engineers and were able to develop very crude instruments; </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>As early as in the beginning of the 19</B><B>th</B><B> century, they developed an oxygen consumer that would produce healthy carbon dioxide and even better carbon monoxide. They called it a Ford. We believe that Ford might have been one of the Goods of their pantheon to whom they considered themselves obedient servants.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="377" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 114 WIDTH="371"><div> <B>When writing that sentence I had the feeling I had already seen it somewhere; </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of course, I borrowed it from Huxley, possibly Brave New World?</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, naked Bubble Glub with the pearly white Bulges and the nice red cherries you have put on them, what question did you want to ask?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You want to know why the Humans would have been slaves to the Fords and spent so much time moving the Fords here and there?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Very Good question pearly white Glub with the cherries, incidentally, if you have problems removing the cherries when debubbling, do come to my Office.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of course, the Humans were not totally stupid even if some of my colleagues do favour that hypothesis. But you will see, when looking at one of the relicts we have found when digging in a Temple they called a Drive-In, that the Fords were so equipped that they could spend time in them enjoying their favourite pass time, rubbing!!!! This theory which I supported in my youth with a very remarkable analysis is further supported by the name given to the Temple, the Drive-In!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, students, this is to show that the humans had some basic emotional perception of the dangerous oxygen burning world they were living in and trying to adapt the world to sane methane and carbon dioxide rich conditions.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>But the humans needed energy for their own working system, how would they go about it?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, I will ask my assistants to bring vomit bags to all of you and eye shades as this part of the subject is really repulsive. To give you an idea of how repulsive the explanations are going to be, it is as if I was telling you to extract the square root of minus zero! Assistants, please take out the debris of lean Repulsive Bubble Glub, I knew from the beginning I should never have left him here;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, you all have your bags and shades?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, you see, the humans had to produce methane. But they were aware that methane was a gas and that it is volatile. There would be no point for one human to produce methane as it would vanish in the air. So, in a rather clever way, they grouped themselves in what they called a dinning room, sometimes a restaurant, and they would be from four to more than a hundred humans all gathered in a tightly locked room;</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="09290180.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="280" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The upper home of their anatomy was equipped with a crushing and wetting system, you could compare it to some kind of primitive keyboard system. Through that home they would input delicacies, they were even very fussy about which delicacies they would ingest, as if it made any difference to the produced methane, some very highly rated delicacies being rats and spiders. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We supposed that one reason for their liking of the ingestion of rats could have been that rats were so numerous and already had a preparatory flagrance of methane. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Rats would be accompanied by cockroaches, ants, flies, and quite often it appears, they would have as main course the remains of  broken down Human considered to be out of order beyond repairs;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The procedure was quite rapid and within a few hours the methane needed to provide energy to their metabolism would be produced from the lower opening; </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We are at present stage unable to explain why the respiratory system needed to recuperate the Methane would be situated near the input hole and not near the gas production hole. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>It may be one of these jokes of nature, apparently the humans were able to overcome that misconstruction in their anatomy and reabsorb the methane;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>According to the most recent diggings, they were possibly have been a very thrifty race with some glimmers of thinking as they appeared to have constructed some recipients were the undigested remains would be recuperated and further digested by bacteria until even the most resistant materials would produce the essential methane.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Assistants, kindly circulate amongst the Bubble Glubs some the findings of our excavations of the toilets of the humans.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="423" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 265 WIDTH="417"><div> <A HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/articles/emotions" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/m"><B>http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/articles/emotions</B></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>From the BBC about our emotions</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Why would excrements be disgusting and a sirloin attractive?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Are excrements really repulsive? If you are a dog owner you know that the mother will lick the behind of the puppy after excretion and I am believe that I have read that some mothers have an impulse to lick the behing of the baby?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Why is transgression of a law an essential component of rubbing?</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>This material was considered so valuable and so sacred that the humans did not even have any marketing system for it, apparently each one of the humans was left to his own devices to find that valuable material more precious than the ions of your laser beams. This material was so sacred that it was considered as a sacrilege to touch it with human hands. But you Bubble Glubs can handle it quite safely and even taste some of it, we are now able to produce it in a synthetic way.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well Glubs, that was all for today's lecture, those Bubble Glubs who have been named by me will kindly remain, I have even prepared a surprise for you, we shall imitate the procedures of the humans and taste their delicious methane creams.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>See you tomorrow, Glubs!</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="390" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 189 WIDTH="384"><div> <B>As a young farmer apprentice, one of my first jobs was to handle all kind of manure; </B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://mpr.jag-minns.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://mpr.jag-minns.com"><B>http://mpr.jag-minns.com</B></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>any repulsion vanishes rapidly, Manure is wealth. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>A farmer who does not observe carefully the excretions of his animals will not last very long in this job.</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>