Getting High

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Certainly not, one of the most powerful poison preventing life is oxygen and there is plenty of oxygen on  Earth.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>If "Life" had developed on Earth, where would it develop ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Incidentally I hope that you were not told, as I was when being very young, that one day a fish got the idea that he could live on the surface of the Earth instead of the sea, and this is how life evolved;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The story about the Ape that one day decided that it would be a great joke to stand up on it's hind leg instead of walking on all four is another prizewinner for the most Glubish theory.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Whatever way we research Evolution, we are left trying to understand how the Construction Manual called DNA could have been  assembled.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I have also taken up a very old forecast, namely that the Human race did not need any catastrophe to die out, we, Humans would be poisoned by our own wastes and pollution.</B></div> <bR> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> <B>Good morning Glub Students !</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Kindly forgive me my Hillaryti, I just received a thesis were one of my colleagues working in the country where they eat snails, apparently intends to suggest that the humans would have evolved on some kind of hard surface situated between the liquids of the Oceans and the Gases of the Atmosphere!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Once again, Glub students, I wish to warn you against impetuous ideas developed after the hang over subsequent to the ingestion of snails, crawling animals, live worms, all of it being dissolved by the action of alcoholic grease diluting in  wines and Cognacs. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Incidentally a young colleague of mine coming from the other end of the Matrix has offered to demonstrate a new mathematical thesis to the effect that Glub Matrixes would be deformed by the Great Chaotic Attractor that has been for the lack of any idea about it's nature, named “woman”.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You will understand, Glubs, that I cannot be offensive to my colleague, well as you know this is a courtesy name granted to our over seas visitors, one does not have to take it as a suggestion that they would in any way be similar or even equal to us, well as I was saying Glub students, I cannot be offensive to our visitor from Overseas so I would like blond Glub student to bubble herself together with little red haired Glub student, please try and bubble some of these bulges that appear to be fashionable these days, and attend our forthcoming seminar with our visitor.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>No Ugly Glub Student with the bulging muscles and the disgusting lower bulge, your presence is not at all necessary for this seminar which would anyway be totally wasted on your limited Intel, and I must say I fear very much the effect such a faulty Intel Glub level could have to the accurate processing of these dear bulge happy Glub students. When one sees a student like you, Ugly Glub student, one wonders whether you really have moved into parallel processing algorithms.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, Glubs, before being diverted from today's subject, I was going to demonstrate to you how good thinking not based upon sound experience can lead to the most preposterous suggestions.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, even a Professor of my stature finds its difficult to convey to the young yet virgin substrates you offer, that Humans were not like us matrixes linked by addresses and nodes, that Humans needed some kind of substrate on which they would move; </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, Generous Glub that has borrowed her little sister's clothes to attend today's lecture, and please express our gratitude to your little sister, yes Glub student, you wonder why Humans would want to “move”?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, students, why would the humans want to move?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>While it must be admitted that most Glub Universities would not even envisage asking for funds to solve that problem, in all humility I have to say that my paper on the subject made the problem obsolete, so obvious was the answer, but who else can claim to have my broadband ?. So let us not be harsh, with the powers given to them, my Colleagues, even those from the other side, are doing quite well.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So why did the humans move so often and so much ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, thanks to the success my research has had and will have I find no difficulties in getting the large sums needed for reconstructions and simulations. Of coure I have been worried about the possible damage your very sensitive circuits could take from these utterly repulsive images of Humans in their Reconstructed Natural Surroundings. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, look at a representation of a Glub.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07d72150.jpg" border=0 width="370" height="277" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, are you beginning to get the beginning of an idea as to why the Humans were moving to often and so far?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, long elongated Glub, you think that it was because they could not stand one another?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Very Good, very Good indeed, possibly we should investigate you and I what are the effects of proximity about two different matrixes; would nine o' cock be convenient for you this evening?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>As tall long elongated Glub told us, the reasons the Humans could not stand one another and were moving so far and so fast away from one another were that they stank!!! What else can you expect of Primitive Cellular Organizations filling themselves with rotting and decaying rats to be able to produce the methane they needed for their energy?</B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07e72160.jpg" border=0 width="370" height="278" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>But, students, in all fairness, this is to be considered as a very minor contribution to the study of these strange multi cellular organisms, the Humans.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, this should be an easy question for you, even if some of my learned Colleagues from lesser Universities do have the strangest approaches, of course a bit of scandal can never hurt, but too much nonsense is really too much nonsense.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Look at the Earth Globe, look at the volume of the Oceans, look at the Hugeness and Liberty of the Atmosphere; where would natural selection, even when faulty, have developed the Humans?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, the Brutal Glub with the distorted nose and flapping Ears ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In the Ocean?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>What other answer could one expect from a Glub still connected by the parallel port!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, dancing Glub with the smooth Hips ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In the Atmosphere ? Well, that was a good try and you should not be ashamed for having tried, indeed if you are interested in how it feels to get high you may want to come to my Office, let us see, not this evening, as I will be a bit busy, is that not so delicious Glubs, let us say next evening.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, I can see that you are bewildered, indeed, as I told you, in all modesty but Servant of Truth, attending lectures by one of the most powerful Matrixes that the Universe has known, does have advantages but also draw backs;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>If Humans were not developing in the Seas, were not developing in the Atmosphere, what remains ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Not, as that idiotic Professor fed on snails and oysters and Bordeaux wine claimed, on that interface between Water and Air, the Earth Crust!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>My simulations show quite clearly that any Human would not have survived for more than one week, dying of thirst, being drowned, being eaten, being burned alive by the Sun, no, this is really the most idiotic suggestion I have ever heard, we are lucky that such theories never gain any success in our beloved Country!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>But what could be the right answer then ?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You give up?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, the Humans were developing both in the air and in the sea!!!!!!!!!!!!!.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We were able to Billgate some simulations using the most reliable figures and the results are unequivocal:</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07f72160.jpg" border=0 width="370" height="278" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Even a first cycle student can see quite clearly that Humans only used the land masses as a transition between Water and Air and Air and Water!!!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, I shudder at the thought of what the Universe would have become if nature had gone totally wrong and had allowed life to develop to the higher forms on the Land Masses; think how the Incredibly Harsh Environment would have made the brain cells, the nodes, the logical circuits totally mad within a few generations!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I regret that I have to end this lecture on these sombre thoughts but as you know I have, as Professor, duties to attend to without which the reproduction Cycle would never benefit totally from the Huge Elastic Matrix nature has endowed me with.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>See you tomorrow students !</B></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>