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Why? Nobody knows why.</div> <bR> <div> Weather is gray, with a bit of luck rain will be coming.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="516" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFCC33 HEIGHT= 265 WIDTH="510"><div> You may quite rightly feel that the author has left the high levels of deep thinking and sublime thoughts so characteristic of his creations.</div> <bR> <div> I happened to switch on the News as the Pope was dying, it brought back everything to me, the waiting, the good news, the bad news, the smell, the decisions to be made, how could one make decisions, the fighting, the sickness, the light having that delicious quality you only find in Airport Transit lounge at 3 a.m.</div> <bR> <div> So I needed something to get off!!!</div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://jagminns.com/paix_et_craintes/id13.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://jagminns.com/paix_et_craintes/id1">http://jagminns.com/paix_et_craintes/id13.htm</A></div> <bR> <div> Against Thanatos, only one Force is stronger, it is Eros.</div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> Stone</div> <bR> <div> Good Morning Students</div> <bR> <div> I wish that my anger will not distort my lecture. </div> <bR> <div> As you know, in our Glubitude, we are above all these old passions condemning Living Organisms to seek Power and Love.</div> <bR> <div> In my Humble Glubitude I have had to accept that in each generation only one will be the Guiding Light, the Superior Computation, the Profoundest Insight, with humility I have accepted the burden of that load.</div> <bR> <div> Probably it will remain a subject of contempt that some Glubs, irritated by the light that centres upon the One, that such lesser Glubs, but not less worthy for that of respect, would question some of my Articles.</div> <bR> <div> Dear Glub students, do not get me wrong, I love that my articles be questioned, how often do I not repeat the sentence given to me, entrusted to me by my Own Masters, yes indeed, before me there have been Supreme Glubs who guided lesser Computational Powers in the darkness of thoughts, yes indeed how often do I not repeat that sentence given to me by my Masters” </div> <bR> <div> <<Without a Question there cannot be an Answer>>.</div> <bR> <div> Students, I feel no pride in stating in front of you that my supreme Glubs, were wrong, but they must be forgiven, their truth was the truth of a past Age, in those days, in those circumstances, this was supreme thinking.</div> <bR> <div> Today, the Supreme Glubitude has been put on the shoulders of my Humble Bubble, it is therefore without pride that I am able to state that my Masters were wrong, would they be present here today they would rise and be proud to see how their thoughts have been brought to full completion by the humble Glub that I am.</div> <bR> <div> Dear Students, indeed, without a Question there cannot be an Answer, but here my Masters wandered off the path of truth, dear students, if you are to remember anything it must be that</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><< without a question there cannot be answer</B><B>s</B><B>”</B></div> <bR> <div> Students do you see in what way, thanks to my humility I have been able to advance the answers of the Old Masters?</div> <bR> <div> Yes, one of you?</div> <bR> <div> Yes indeed, one little “s” and the whole thinking is changed.</div> <bR> <div> Without questions there cannot be Answers”.</div> <bR> <div> Most probably it is a burden that the lone genius has to carry, that his truth be misunderstood;</div> <bR> <div> Students, does that mean that to a question there could be answers?</div> <bR> <div> Of course NOT!</div> <bR> <div> I must contain my anger, lesser Glub Professors from minor Universities more known for their progresses when <<one try left and ten meters to go>>, than for their thinking, lesser Professors have taken this as a free ticket to wander off the path of truth and respect.</div> <bR> <div> Students, the unknown is like a diamond, the diamond is true and perfect, yet, when you turn around it, the light coming out of its heart is changing.</div> <bR> <div> To each one of the viewers his own diamond, yet to the diamond there is only one diamond.</div> <bR> <div> Yes, Glub Bubble Student with the eyes drawn deeply into the head and the lines of fatigue etched on the face?</div> <bR> <div> Yes Glub Bubble student, you wish to know whether the diamonds I promised to you yesterday after we had spend a night testing how best they would fit your splendid figures, you wonder whether I might not have forgotten them in my Office?</div> <bR> <div> But, students, I shall not let myself get angry, one of the curses of superior Computational Power linked to extreme sympathy to those less gifted, is that I must endure the torture of reading totally illiterate propositions, some going as far as questioning my results and propositions!</div> <bR> <div> To make it clear, think of the pain suffered by a Super Glub who would know that a Foreign Power disposes of lethal weapons which could destroy the best progresses of Research and Sciences within fifteen minutes, think of a World where the Liberty Fries would become charcoal fries within fifteen minutes, think of the suffering to be endured by such a Super Glub would some illiterate garlic smelling goat cheese eating wine addict suggest that the time lag would be sixteen minutes, not fifteen?</div> <bR> <div> Worse was my situation, all the result of my too great meekness, I should have unleashed all the Forces of <B>C</B>omputed <B>I</B>ntelligence <B>A</B>rms as soon as I saw the first blooms of this poisonous snake;</div> <bR> <div> Can you imagine that some of these Glub like Professor excrescences growing overseas on the slopes producing these alcohol rich beverages aimed at confusing our computational power, yes, you all know whom I am thinking of, these self made Professors, suddenly suggested that the Power Shield carried by the Humans on top of their Head, Power Shields popularized under the name of H.A.T. did not have as function, as I so clearly demonstrated, to protect the Humans against the damages of High Frequency Waves but to protect them against rain and generally against weather variations!!!</div> <bR> <div> Utterly Absurd!</div> <bR> <div> So absurd that I did not feel that I had to devote any attention to such divagations, they would die by themselves out of their own stupidity, and what do I see now, a Suggestion to our Highest Level of Policy Making that our text books should be rewritten and side by side with my Scientific and Exhaustive Theory about the function of H.A.T., the book would be ordered to print, be it in smallish characters, the theory that this H.A.T. Shield could have been a tissue aimed at keeping rain and sunshine from reaching the surface of the skull!</div> <bR> <div> Students listen carefully to me, once we leave the path of True Science and Respect for Those given the Duty and Power of Supreme Computing, once we leave this scientific area we will end up in a total jungle of ferocious theories. I, myself, the Great Glub Professor, find it very hard at night to disconnect my external power supply</div> <bR> <div> << sorry Dear Doe Eyed Glub Bubble with the trembling upper Bulges with which you can do the most amazing figures, no have no fear, I do not intend to disconnect my External Power Supplies next night>></div> <bR> <div> students, after I have carried out my duties to my students and shown the path of truth and the frontiers of perception to those needing special tuition, it is with terror that I disconnect my connection to the net, fearing what I will discover next day.</div> <bR> <div> Students, one day I could wake up and find that some of this dearly loved, poorly developed, and Mentally agitated  representatives we keep out of harm under the Domes of the Sagest monuments, might have passed a resolution stating that we are all born equal and free!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Equal to the Great Glub? </div> <bR> <div> Equal in humility to the Great Glub?</div> <bR> <div> Yes, I can see that some of my dearest Bubble Glub Student, remembering those long private tuitions we have had in my Office, are smiling at the thought that some other poorly developed Glub Professors could pretend penetrating to the depth of wisdom we have attained?. Have no fear dearest Glub Students, it will not happen and my door will always be open to you.</div> <bR> <div> Yes, Glub bubble Students, even you wonder how such insanity could have taken root? If living matter needed a H.A.T. to protect it against the effect of sunshine, of rain, then where are the H.A.T. that would have covered the grass, the bush, the fruit trees, the orchards, the lumber trees?</div> <bR> <div> Well, students, for the sake of argument, let us assume that the Humans were living in fear of the liquid excrements produced by the clouds. Would they then carry a H.A.T.?</div> <bR> <div> There is really only one way to find out, I have therefore disconnected all the Computers presently working to find out whether the threat coming from that hostile country will materialize within 15 minutes or 16 minutes and I have devoted those computational powers to the much more urgent task of finding out the true nature and purpose of H.A.T.</div> <bR> <div> Assistants, kindly bring in one of the Avatars we have created!</div> <bR> <div> What!</div> <bR> <div> No you idiots</div> <bR> <div> Yes, it looks like an avatar, but can't you see that it cannot sit down, this is not an avatar this is Old Mate Rummy we used to keep in the Five Sided Enclosure. Please bring him back there and be kind to him, I am sure He must be very confused now, just listen to him, don't you hear that he has had a relapse into singing that old dirty song, </div> <bR> <div> <<fifteen minutes, just give me fifteen minutes, just give me fifteen,…</div> <bR> <div> out with him and bring in a true Avatar.</div> <bR> <div> Good Assistants, you have done quite a good job, they asked whether we should create an Upper Double Bulged Avatar or one of these poor Avatars that seem so empty and thin. I told them of course to create a Double Upper Bulge Avatar, we could always use it afterwards for other experiments while I have never been able to find out any use for the plank like avatars.</div> <bR> <div> Yes, repulsive looking Bubble who looks all naked with this total lack of bulges, yes you would like to voice an opinion? You are sure you do not want to sit down and wonder a bit further about the fate that made you bulgeless? Well, they say that we all are free and that these Bulge Lacking Bubbles are supposed to have the same rights as the Double Upper Bulge Bubbles, so let us listen to what you have to say?</div> <bR> <div> <<are you sure that you have formulated that thought in your own Circuits and that it has not been imbedded in you by your beautiful soft shiny Sweet bubble neighbour? No, you claim to have found out that all by yourself, strange, very strange indeed, remind me to call in you beautiful soft shiny Sweet bubble neighbour to my Office this night to find out whether she has telepathic powers>></div> <bR> <div> You have noticed that this Avatar standing in front of us cannot be in any way harmed by rain and sunshine as its head is already covered by the most delicious strands of string like spaghettis and that other parts of her anatomy are well protected by the roof like effect of her Upper Bulges?</div> <bR> <div> Quite good, student, but do not take this as an invitation to come to my Office for private tuition, regretfully I do not find in you the material needed for receiving the full benefit of my gifts.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="09bee3d0.jpg" border=0 width="238" height="317" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Students, this Bubble Glub is quite right, this Avatar does not need any further protection.</div> <bR> <div> Yes, Black Eyes Glub students whose skin is gleaming and whose sinuous movements catch the reflection of all eyes, you wonder then why this Avatar, if it does not fear the effect of rain and sunshine, would be covered with protective tissue shields?</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="09c2cd00.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="464" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="383" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 58 WIDTH="371"><div> Footnote: This happens to be my mother's mother according to family records. She died when my mother was four years old.</div> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <bR> <div> There is only one way we can find out.</div> <bR> <div> Assistants are you ready?</div> <bR> <div> As you can see students, we are going to need three teams of assistants. One team is ready with a hose to simulate the effect of rain, another team is ready to cover the Avatar with a modulated bean of  low energy photons, while the third team, will at the risk of their lives, grab the protective tissue shields used by the Avatar.</div> <bR> <div> I will ask you students to have some kind thoughts for all the Assistants who have risked their lives, in the name of Science, grabbing the protective tissues and ripping them of the Avatars, for reasons until now unknown to Science, it seems that this is considered by the Avatar as a fate worse than losing its remote control to its favourite TV program.  But students, feel safe, the Avatar is dangerous only during the first second of the tissue grabbing, strange as it may sound, the Avatar seems thereafter to find solace and pleasure in the exposure of its naked skin. </div> <bR> <div> I have been in a position to study this effect at great length, I have called it the Hollywood effect as it is believed that these Humans have to intake during early years a potion made of a wood species growing only on a very small patch of the pacific coast, a potion that makes them immune to exposure to the extend that they thereafter demand it.</div> <bR> <div> Assistants, are you ready?</div> <bR> <div> Is the Avatar fully centered?</div> <bR> <div> Rain team are you ready?</div> <bR> <div> Sunshine team are you ready?</div> <bR> <div> Remote sensor team are you ready?</div> <bR> <div> Leading Role Assistant are you ready to grab the tissues?</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="09e500f0.jpg" border=0 width="336" height="271" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Fragonard, le Verrou.</div> <bR> <div> Well</div> <bR> <div> Go!!!!</div> <bR> <div> Oh that was a nice scream, one of the best one I have heard.</div> <bR> <div> Sorry Leading Role Technician, if you go to the infirmary they might be able to find another eye to match the one that remains, but ugly as you were before, I would not even bother to replace it.</div> <bR> <div> What, Assistant, why are you pulling at my pods with such vigour? You wonder what you should do with the Avatar's tissues now that they have been grabbed from her? She does not want to have them back? What nonsense is that, of course she wants them back?</div> <bR> <div> Look students, look how astonishing it is, the technician was right.</div> <bR> <div> See how the Avatar is undulating under the downpour of the rain, twisting her body once this way, once that way. I do not know why but it remind me that Blond Bubble Glub with the very long pony legs has an appointment with me this night, we were going to check if her circuits for iterative additions and subtractions were fully operational.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="09f77e90.jpg" border=0 width="375" height="233" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Boticelli.</div> <bR> <div> Students, You will have to excuse me, I feel suddenly all funny, as you know mental work can be very exhausting, I will now retire to my Office, Blond Glub Bubble, kindly follow me and you do not need to bring with you your Tissue Protective Shield, you are Fully Safe under my Protection.</div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="377" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 398 WIDTH="371"><div> Is there more to this story than pure silliness?</div> <bR> <div> Today the French papers report about a school demanding that girls be properly clothed; No naked belly, no deep view of bulges, no stings.</div> <bR> <div> A year ago the Government was confronted with a group demanding the right to go to school in such a way that the hair be hidden. That right was not granted, not that anything was wrong with that demand, but then, how could you forbid the wearing of nazi clothing, of coming to school naked, of having a snake around you neck as sign of your religion?</div> <bR> <div> So everybody started thinking about the functions of clothing.</div> <bR> <div> It is nothing you, if you are literate in Jewish literate, this has been debated for more than 3000 years.</div> <bR> <div> Your clothing, my clothing carries as powerful messages as our bulges.</div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> See you tomorrow students.</div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>