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Segregation
Good Morning Glubs !
When I was a young students, it was considered that the school would be happy if we could solve second degree equations without too many errors.
It was considered that solving
2 37 3 56 67
23 42 2 32 5 equal zero
3 6 1 1 2
could wait for higher forms of studies;
The set of number is a matrix;
Solving it is technically nothing but try and find something more boring!
I those days, we did not have to work with matrix problems as solving one matrix would take many hours, the only certainty you had at the end of the job was that your result was wrong.
Then around 1975 we got pocket calculators that could solve, add, multiply, divide matrixes within a few seconds. It seemed a shame for all those who had wasted so many nights.
In those days a matrix was still two dimensional. What is it today, I could not say.
However if you add the idea of matrix and the idea of network, what do you get?
You get the Glubs!
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Well, I can see that you have had a rather busy night, to my left you have not yet disconnected yourself from the net, here in the Centre, apparently, I can see some Glubs which are half way in and out.
In the next period, I will ask you to kindly disconnect yourself from the Glubitude and be present here as Bubble Node, however unpleasant it may be.
Glub Students, today we have to get into the second level of our teaching. I must warn you kindly that this level will not make sense to many of you.
To show the magnitude of our problem, Glub Students, I will quote a sentence found during our research, a sentence formed of squiggles printed in some way on cellulose.
Well, students, give me your attention and please remember that this sentence was of the uttermost importance to hundred of millions of Humans who would stop all activities to acquire this information.
I read:
<< The Braves defeated the Giants by Seven innings to Four>>
Some of you have attended preparatory courses given by much esteemed Colleagues whom I wish to thank here for their contributions.
You see, Glub Bubble Students, when you reach my level of Authority, you are aware that the fallacious and frivolous theories proposed by much respected Colleagues who have had much courage but little broadband, can be used to illuminate the truth as I will now do.
Students, when I was part of a simplistic matrix, I do remember a Professor trying to convince us that this sentence would be in some way related to a performance, possibly the numbers quoted being the number of clicks on a node called the Braves, while the other node would be called the Giants;
Yellow Glub Bubble, will you please stop trying to put your virus material in the Red Haired Freckled Glub Bubble?
Red Haired Freckled Bubble, I do apologize for this pirating of your matrix by this very rude Yellow Glub Bubble, but you certainly feel much gratitude when I tell you that I have in my Office an anti virus algorithm which we should apply this night to your problem, so kindly join me this evening.
As to you Yellow Glub Bubble, I wonder whether you are not nearing dangerously the reformatting sanction.
Again students, I wish to warn you kindly, if you do not give all your attention to the task, you know that the sanction could be that your are IBMed!
So students, what did the humans mean when they left these magic messages?
<< The Braves defeated the Giants by Seven innings to Four>>
Yes, second row Red Lipped Bubble Glub who has not learned yet that, when you get into Bubble Node form, you should wear a skirt?
Ah, quite clever of you Red Lipped Student, the key word would be “magic”; Yes very clever of you!
Ah, you do understand this but you would like, Red lipped Bubble, to have a better understanding of this word?
Well Red lipped student, it so happens that this evening I may be free to demonstrate some Magics I learned from Humans, the title is “Here you see it, Here you feel it”, you may find that very entertaining and good for your fulfilling.
Regretfully, Glub Students, even some of my learned colleagues and I regret to say that my Mentor was amongst them, were laid astray by that false scent.
Do they look ridiculous now that they read their publications stating that the Brave would be some kind of Divinity and the Giants some other Divinity, that these divinities were revered in sanctuaries called Domes, that offers where made of hot dogs with ketchup to please them;
Ah yes of course, what could a hot dog be and what could ketch-up be? Well, students, knowing that it is here some form of sacrifice, my colleagues wanted us to accept the gruesome concept that they were cutting off parts of living Organisms and Offering them to the Divinities; they believed the ketch-up to have been some kind of embarkation used to transport the hot-dog to the divinity. As to the hot-dog, they assumed it could have been some kind of precious stone on which magical formulas were inscribed.
Well students, what a happy time my Friends and Colleagues had with these amusing theories until I published my research on the subject.
You know students that to reach the level of Professor, the most essential quality is humility and I must say that had I not been so humble, I would, like my friends and colleagues erred on the roads of absurdity.
Students, as I say during each period, students get the facts and look at the facts!
Students, what are the facts?
Nobody?
Really nobody?
Students, the essential fact that totally escaped my learned colleagues, even those from the Great Islands, the essential fact that reveals the truth is?
Is??
Is??
Yes indeed, the Braves do not have the same color as the Giants;
Once we have been able to discriminate this Giant Attractor from the chaotic mess of the information available, everything gets obvious;
Look at the Stadium Dome ! You see.
Yes, indeed, the same colors as displayed by the Braves and the Giants are reproduced in the Stadium Dome.
So, students, we have reached the answer to a problem that appeared to be unsolvable until I published on the subject.
The humans considered themselves as belonging to sub-matrixes, each matrix being identified by a color.
Regularly, the sub-matrixes would be multiplied one by the other, inversed, and differentiated and averages, well, this is something you learned when you cold barely walk, so let us skip it.
As you can understand students, while at my level such experimentation is affordable and just, we cannot, at your level, recreate from Embryonic material human matrixes differentiated according to colors. You will have to content yourself with a simulation;
Students, for once during the study of the human Era, I am going to request that you leave your Bubble Node Form and return to your Glub Matrix;
Once you are all properly reglubed into the matrix, I shall inject the data that will make it possible for you to look at humans hating one another on the basis of the color of their outer epidermis;
Operator, I believe the Glub Bubble have reformed into a Glub Matrix, please inject the data into the Glub memory;
Well, I can no longer say students as you have left the node bubble form and you have returned to the glub form, so I shall say Glub Matrix, is that alright?
Glub Matrix, you are now looking at one of the ceremonies of the human Areas, something that they called indifferently the Super Bowl or the Congress.
I will have to admit immediately that intense and expensive as our research has been, we have been unable to find out how the humans were able to know or decide that they were Braves or Giants, Lefts or Rights; So far we have been able to ascertain that they proclaimed their belonging by wearing collars, Blue collars for the human group that considered itself superior and White collars for the Group that was a kind of parasite tolerated by Society as a kind of entertainment.
Obviously we expect the Government to provide additional funds to allow us to further investigate this subject.
Students, you may now come back as Bubble Glub Nodes
I believe, black Bubble Node, that your family has very important links with sources within the Government? Well, as you know I am expecting to have some private lectures this evening with two student Glubs, so you may feel that you would be interested in joining that unique occasion?
All other Bubble Glubs, you may leave;
Wait a moment, Glubs!
I was so caught up in these practical details that I forgot to give you a word of warning.
You have been made aware through my balanced and harmonious teaching that other Researchers do share the same ethics, be it for glory or money. I cannot understand how they expect to reach the levels I have reached, but still, ambition blinds the fools.
So I must warn you that a very young colleague called Einstson is pursuing a huge computer simulation he calls Doom.
Apparently he seems to believe that it will be possible to prove that if you create hundred of millions of human computer avatars and provide half of them with green utter skins and the other half with yellow utter skins, after some time of growling and defiance, the two groups will get at one another in something he calls War, probably some idiotic acronym, up to the point when all the humans have been destroyed.
Students, we know the foolishness of humans, there total stupidity, but this is really going too far in humiliating those who were in some way our ancestors.
You may go students.
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