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Musée du Louvre)</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="04c07c50.jpg" border=0 width="263" height="197" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Even the Humans realized that in a perfection such as the Glubitude, their would be a need to crystallize now and then some parts of the Matrix.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>How they came to guess what I, the very Humble Glub Professor would look like is a huge mystery.</B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Louvre, 3000 B.C. Mesopotamia</B></div> <div> <B><IMG SRC="04d075e0.jpg" border=0 width="263" height="350" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I am amazed that Humans, without any Brain Computing Power, could catch the image of my beauty and Power. The only explanation is that in some way Time travel was already becoming a normal way of transferring information.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Humans otherwise were obsessed by the need to reproduce themselves; Mostly they seem to have been obsessed with the reproduction of the Upper Bulged Humans.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="04fd0150.jpg" border=0 width="208" height="277" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This obsession of the humans with the reproduction of themselves has had one advantage, we are now totally sure that the Humans did not consider the Head as an essential component of their body.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0511dd60.jpg" border=0 width="285" height="214" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Humans were a thrifty race, and when reproducing themselves, they kept to the essential.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Here we have a relict showing a Human in its normal life, not carrying any Head container.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="052e12c0.jpg" border=0 width="225" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>According to the occasions and the formalities they would choose in their cupboards a Head Container suitable for the occasion.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0531fd70.jpg" border=0 width="287" height="215" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Poorer Humans would have less fashionable Heads.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0542ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"> </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I am quite often asked why the Humans limited themselves to two Upper Bulges?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The answer is rather obvious, is it not?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>They did not!</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0552ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>They could even place the bulges as it fitted the occasions</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="056e12c0.jpg" border=0 width="225" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We even have some remarkable fragments showing Humans digesting other Humans, which shows that in spite of lacking any Computational Power they must have some rudimentary notions of mathematics.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In this relict, the digestion has not yet taken place.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="057e12c0.jpg" border=0 width="225" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The rubbing ceremony was not considered to be sacred, it seems that the more Humans participated, the better would be the result.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0582ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We believe that this ceremony must have been rather arduous and tiresome. Apparently they needed plenty of rest afterwards.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0592ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The outcome of the rubbing ceremony would be another beautiful Human Being</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="05b472c0.jpg" border=0 width="71" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="383" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFF99 HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <B>No, it is not a Giacometti, it is really around 2000 B.C.</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="413" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFFFCC HEIGHT= 361 WIDTH="401"><div> <B>The author asks for your kind permission to retire after this very High Level Lecture on the differences between Glubitude and Human Mammals.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="05c2ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B>The Author on a Plate:</B></div> <bR> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="483" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#FFCC33 HEIGHT= 471 WIDTH="471"><div> <B>As a former teacher, I was amazed at the difference it makes walking in the Museum looking for illustrations on a theme, or just walking and looking in a passive way.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>It is rather boring to walk and say:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B><< Oh look how beautiful !!!>></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This is why the children are so bored at school, what they learn is learning without any visible utility for them.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In London, in the Natural Museum, children are given pen and paper and can draw any animal they see.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In the Art Gallery they are given <<forms>> and then they chase though the museum looking for such a "form".</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>They even roll themselves into tensile bags, someone draws the shape around them and then they try and find that shape somewhere.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>If something does not mean anything to you, you do not see it!!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Therefore, kindly accept my thanks for having made my visit to the Louvre so interesting. I looked at it with your eyes.</B></div> <bR> </tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>