Sickness

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while nothing the humans did can be understood by a living form gifted with intelligence and logic, there is one subject on which we can come near the Humans, namely what we call mathematical error and they called sickness.</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>34/2=15</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, while it may seem superfluous, I want to remind you that humans belonged to the analogue period, life had not yet been digitalized.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, when there is a mathematical error in a Glub Matrix, this is very similar to what the humans called sickness.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, the humans had even one incredible gift that we have never been able to copy in our Glub world, they had the capacity to auto-diagnose the system errors and to auto-repair the system errors.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, in my young days, I wrote a report that got much attention where I stated that humans were, in spite of their stupidity, greed, blindness, ignorance, superior to Glubs!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, Humans were superior to Glubs!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>When a Glub has an incorrect data entry, we use the back-up to find the original data and restore the Glub. Humans had no back-up. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You may wonder how it is possible to operate if you do not have a back-up in a world where you are surrounded by viruses and worms and data destroying algorithms. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The humans were able to survive such environments. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, quite often I have been forced, out of respect for Scientific Truth, to point out the errors committed by some of my best friends and colleagues, I am therefore glad to be able to state that they all supported my analysis.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>The Humans had found a way to integrate into their Operating System the Operating Systems of their antagonists. A human, when scanned and deconstructed would be full of hundred of thousands of viruses and worms and faulty sectors. We have even found Humans with more faulty sectors than operating sectors.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Apparently humans had a place they called a Bar, a place where they would intake large amounts of cleaning liquids, preferably for unknown reasons, it would be a plus Human and a minus Human, then they would have a procedure apparently called</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B> “would you like to come and have a last drink, honey”</B><FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Times New Roman" ><B> </B></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <B>and during that night the system would explore all the faulty sectors and restore them to a working state;</B></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B><IMG SRC="07a85310.jpg" border=0 width="389" height="305" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We sure wish, we Glubs, we could find the key to that marvellous procedure.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>However, the Human System Restoration System must have had its limits as they were sometimes forced to use the resources available in a Data Bank they called Hospital.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Due to the interest for us Glubs of understanding how an Operating System which is not numeric can be analysed, we have a permanent experiment with Embryo Material Produced Humans.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, if you kindly switch on your past time modem we shall now visit a Hospital. Remember that all this has been recreated and that the humans you will see have been reconstructed with data entry errors and faulty sectors and viruses; for some reason they appeared to fear a horse called Troy, so we have put a horse inside some of the humans.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Are you ready students?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Operator, send in the first sequence please.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, what do you see in this first sequence?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, the Bubble Glub with the Golden Hair?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, quite right my dear Golden Hair Globe, you really have an acute sense of observation for a blonde, I wonder whether I should not run some additional tests with you in my Office this night. Please come and see me and do not reglub yourself, you are perfect as you are now, what did you say your operating code was, Marilyn? Well, see you this evening Marilyn.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Indeed students, it is a mess!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>We had not realized at the beginning of this experiment that humans needed to be grouped to be able to function in an effective way;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You will observe that all the humans of this experiment have faulty sectors, wrong data, damaged disks, viruses, some to the point of being unable to say anything but “one hundred dollar, next patient” which must be some religious incantation;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Operator, please run the second sequence.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In these sequence, we have given at random, white extra skins to half of the humans and no extra white skins to the other humans and see how happy they are now, suddenly they are able to perform their tasks;</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>In some mysterious way, all the humans with white skins start walking up and down the corridors, popping in and out of rooms, while the naked humans appear to be convinced that they cannot move from the horizontal position.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well students what is going to happen now?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, Ugly Glub with the big muscles?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You say that they will scan the Operating Systems to find out the error.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, ugly Glub, not bad but you may have to consider another line of learning as you obviously have forgotten that these humans are analogue, not digital, so how can you scan their Operating System?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, delicious petite Bubble Glub with the shy look?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You say, dear little Bubble Glub, to digitalize all humans before scanning them?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Very good indeed, very good indeed, I wonder , delicious little Glub if you would be interested in some advanced scanning procedures I have recently developed?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, students, in those days they could not scan any matrix for the obvious reasons that humans were not a matrix but some form of analog jelly.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Operator, send in the third sequence:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, you can now see how thing were done in those barbaric days; You notice the energy and enthusiasm with which the white coated humans are sticking in all kind of torture instruments into the lying humans and the passivity with which this torture is accepted?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, the big huge ugly Bubble Glum who is standing far too near to shy little pretty Bubble Glub?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You are wondering, ugly student, why they white coated doctor humans are not tapping the information directly from the rudimentary data base of the lying patient humans?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Regretfully, students, we have not been able to find out why they would torture the horizontal patient humans instead of taking the information from the Brain Data Bank. The only hypothesis we can formulate is that both the white coated doctor Humans and the lying patient Humans derive some kind of pleasure from this procedure.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Before ending this lecture on the analogy between what the humans called sickness and we Glubs call mathematical error I would like to show a first April joke done by one of my assistants:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Operator please:</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>As you can see, my student has changed at random white coated doctors and horizontal lying humans to see what kind of difference it would make and whether we would next day be able to notice the difference; well the result is astonishing, it does not matter who has the white coat and who is horizontal, the Hospital works exactly the same and nobody can see any difference.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Before leaving, and the two Glubs I have requested, please remember we have a special lecture this evening, before leaving I would like you all Glubs to notice this parasitic inclusion we find in all Glub system; from our research we cannot say why the Humans tolerated these parasitic inclusion, they called them Administration and seemed to derive some profit from this parasite even if we have as yet not been able to understand what profit that could be.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Thank you for your attention Glubs!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You may now abandon your node Bubble form and return to the Bubble Matrix</B></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>