Two Bulges

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Is it not horrible to go and wonder whether some of these genetic pulses could possibly be contained in our Glub material?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, let us not waste nights being frightened by such ideas when nights can be so much better used. Remind me, Red Haired Glub that we still have to go into some problems this night that we did not fully solve yesterday night.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>I would say that all of you Glubs are puzzled by the contradiction that the Humans are all alike, yet they appear to se a lot of importance to the location and volume of bulges.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>These bulges are so important to them that we have seen in the laboratory a dark grey Human with lower bulge approaching a light Grey human with top bulges and be welcomed, to the point that both of them started rubbing their skins one against the other which must have been quite painful as they were making lots of grunting noises, and yet when we separated them, they appeared to be quite desperate.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes Students, it is true that there are time when our Glubitude sets a barrier between us and our ancestors, will we ever be able to understand why these bulges were so important to them?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, students, let us no go into philosophical thinking, let us attend to today's task, which is the investigation of the upper bulges of the minus Human.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Operator, bring in a couple of prepared minus Humans please.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well students, here there are, and look, is it not strange to see how these two minus Humans who have two square meter of skin try only to conceal the skin of the bulges? What do they really think they are doing? Probably we shall never understand.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Now Glubs I want you to handle these bulges and feel for yourself how they are constructed. If you are endowed with a lot of morbid imagination, possibly one genius Glub will be able to guess why these bulges were so important to these minus Humans.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well Glubs what do you observe?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Indeed students, very well done of you, you observe nothing, it is as if these bulges were some kind of jelly fish that has been dropped on the sea sand. When you move it, the bulge just flops here and there, in some kind of meaningless way.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes the interested Glub, yes, you who have been doing this manipulation three time in a row, I did notice your interest, what do you have to say?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>What? You are saying that the Minus Human had a reaction when you were palpating theses bulges? What do you mean, what kind of reaction?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You are not sure, you do not know?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Please Glub, remember that we are scientists and that this World expects us to understand it.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>You are saying, interested Glub student?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>That the Minus Human looked both as if it was afraid of this manipulation and at the same time wanting it?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Student, you really are speaking nonsense, it is as if you were telling me that the boiling water was hot on the surface and cold at the bottom, it is either the one or the other, not both.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Silence, student Glub! I will not have my course on Holistic Post Mortem turned into a farce!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, let us look at this bulge a bit closer.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, what is the most obvious observation?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Come on students?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, there is a cherry on top of it, but that is not really the obvious observation.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Nobody</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Here, students, you have a case where the obvious is so big that you do not see it. There are two bulges. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Practically, they are of the same size and shape.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Let us put the minus human up rest. Do you see that the bulges remain horizontal in spite of the law of gravity? Strange is it not?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Yes, Red Gulp, you think that there is some armature inside?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well Operator, let us open one bulge and see what it contains. Have no fear, we know from experience that there is nothing corrosive or explosive that could damage us.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Well, we slit it open from top to bottom and what do we see?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Indeed, you are really learning Glubs, we see nothing. There is no armature, there is no structure, there is only some kind of spongy tissue. So how does that bulge keep horizontal instead of falling down? We do not know really.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Operator, bring in a relict minus Human and discard this one.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>This, students is a rarity, it was found when digs were done in Hollywood, we found this minus human being in an excellent state of Conservation. We even managed to analyse the tissue covering it, one of them being most perplexing, it had no obvious function, it was a kind of drape or cord, on it were stitched some to the signs they used in those days for abbreviated communication and it read “Miss America”, we are therefore inclined to think that we may have discovered a Royal Tomb.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Was this Minus Human being possibly some kind of offer sacrificed to their God which we believed to have been called TEEVEE, a barbaric name? Was she some kind of Royal Daughter that was one a year sacrificed to the TEEVEE God? </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>After very careful and long requests, and numerous gifts to our leading Globs, we were able to obtain the permission to run a Non Destructive Holistic Post Mortem on this Royal Relict.  Some of my esteemed colleagues from the West Coast did indeed pretend to have a right on this relict as it was found near their University but I did have a serious conversation with the Investigation Glub, a former student of mine with whom I had very sincere relationships and we got the right to run this investigation.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>So, let us put the Remains of the Royal Miss America Minus Human in the Analyser. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, yes, you have seen it, most probably this Minus Human was declared Royal because the bulges were much bigger than they use to be in other Humans. So here we are beginning to clear up part of the mystery, the Royal Ranking was based on the size of the Bulges. Did they add the weight of both bulges, or was one enough, we shall never know.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>But the most astonishing part remains to be discovered.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>See now we are running the Analyser on the Bulges and here, to the contrary of the Embryo produced Minus Human there is a structure inside.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Students, I must tell you that we have never seen such structures on Embryo Produced Minus Humans, so obviously this must be an artefact or a jewel.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Some of my very respected colleagues from remote Universities from the Southern parts, have recently written a very amusing essay which you can read if you have any time to spare, essay in which my very esteemed colleagues propose that this proves that these Humans were living during a very Dry Geological Period and were always carrying some kind of safety liquid in the Bulges to prevent dying from thirst.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Another colleague from a little known University far in the East has proposed that this pouches would contain some kind of perfumed embalming liquid. That mad Glub even proposed to experiment by implanting these bags on an Embryo Produced Minus Human and bury it, stating that these perfumed bags would maintain its life!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Of course this, while very amusing, is utter nonsense, as these objects, clearly must be decorative.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Dirty Glub, I can see you are again fondling with the bulges and the artefacts. I am beginning to wonder whether you would not be that Art Thief that all the Polices are looking for?</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>It should be enough for today; Before returning to our desks, let us think some kind words for the remains of this courageous Royal Miss America Minus Human who was sacrificed to the TEEVEE God.</B></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>