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Paris, March 9th, 2005
In all fairness, you may prefer afterwards you had not read it.
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Good Morning Glub Universe,
It is indeed a sad day, but those days are part of our duties as Scientists and we must endorse them, the way I endorse my victories.
We are now, Glub Professors, connected back in time by something like a billion evolutions.
I do not take much pride in this discovery, it was pure bad luck that Glub Bubble Student had left her pods in the seventeen ring and we were therefore forced to keep the cyclotron going for another cycle.
Do not be harsh with Glub Bubble, she has cried so often about this event, you must understand that when she set the dials on recuperation of her pods, she was very terrified that she would be blamed and being nervous, the dials were set on one vibration more to the left.
Had it not been for that mistake, would we ever have mined that treasury from Houston?
Glub Professors, this occasion is so sad that I prefer to let the facts appear in front of you.
Remember that this civilization of the Humans had from our measurements of their computing capacity the choice between thinking or feeling and that they always tried to do both at the same time, which explains the total muddle of the facts.
Glub Bubble, stop crying, I hand the Waves to you.
Glub Professors, Glub professsssssssrrrss, Glursssssbb, sorry
Operators, give us the sequence !!!!
Silence
Darkness
Protection Shields on Maximum
Some fuzzy sounds, a jumping image, something looking like somebody holding up a can of urine and telling you never to buy any other beer, something looking like a convict escaped from a death camp telling you that since she used Allouïs, she get 20% younger every day, then the main programme appears to start:
Good Morning Ed, this is Donky Dung reporting from Houston.
Good morning Donky Dung, or should I not say more appropriately, Sad Morning!
How right you are Ed, a Very Sad Morning. I have next to me the Chief of the Mission, Nancy Hope, she is very controlled but you can tell that this is a very tense moment for her.
Nancy, why did Houston want the World to see this?
Good Morning Donky Dung, I am so glad that you have all gathered around us.
It has been the policy of the World to be complacent about successes, as you know, Donky, never have we before reported on the end of a mission.
Donky, we felt that the World was mature enough and brave enough to witness how a mission ends.
It is very brave of your Network to come next to us, yet knowing that your Nielsen is going to take a big dip.
Donky, let me express all my gratitude to the Humans who have the courage to accompany us. You can understand Donky that after so many years, I feel as if this Mission is part of myself, I cannot remember a day, a night when I have not had it in mind.
Donky, we have had some very tense days on this mission, you remember, and I do remember your presence with such gratitude, when the external containers were forced apart from the Main Mission and we all thought that this would be the end, both for the Mission and the Equipments of the External Containers, yet they all survived as if my a miracle.
Donky, if you knew how grateful I am that this terrible moment took place, Mission is now coming to its end but apparently the equipments in the External Containers have been able to regenerate all needed controls and are sending constant flows of valuable information.
Yes, Technician, we are at zero minus one hour and the count down must start.
Nancy, You want me to give the Start of the Count down?
Donky sorry, I know that the whole world is looking, but I am not sure, Donky, will you hold my hand?
Control Room, start the Countdown on the landing Sequence.
Clock is a minus 60, all systems are Green.
Attention Ventilation controls, start decreasing the flow as from
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What are the results from Control Panel ?
Some increase in the vibrations from the main engine?
The Central Computer is reacting to the decrease in ventilation and sends contradictory orders?
Over rule the instructions sent by the Mission Computer, send fake instructions telling the Mission Computer that it is in the peace of Green Stellar Space.
Done?
Yes!
Good.
Mechanical section, start introducing the stochastic sequencing programme into the main pump.
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You notice a change in the attitude of the Mission as if it is trying to reorient the Energy Panels and seeking for another source?
Yes, this was programmed, technicians, start the sequencing in the Mission Computer telling it to fold the energy Panels and hold them tight against the hull.
Done?
Good!
Technicians, we are now coming to the critical stage which is always so difficult, we have to empty all the containers.
Yes technicians, the on board computer is reacting stating that this is against the programmed first law of survival?
Over ride the on board instructions and send the on board computer the sequence convincing it to retract into foetal position.
Done?
Good.
We are now Ladies and Gentlemen at T minus 10.
In a few moments Mission will lose all contacts with Central Control Room at Houston, we have therefore foreseen that you may want to engrave on the vibrations your last thanks to Mission for its bravery and all it gave to us?
Kindly go to the Control Desks Rows and just put your hands on the sensors and your message will be engraved into the hull of Mission.
Technicians, all systems checked?
We are now at T minus two;
Technicians, we knew that this was going to be tough, only the best of you were selected for this last duty but as from now you are dispensed from any duties, nobody could do what has to be done except a machine.
Yes Technicians you can also leave you imprint on the Sensors.
Nancy to you want to give that last farewell order?
Hand over the sequencing to Nancy.
My beloved, I give the order, but I give it because no one has love you like me.
Technicians, here is Nancy speaking, technicians go on T minus one automatic sequencing.
T minus one automatic sequencing
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What, technician, no!!!!! this is impossible, all systems are on zero, you say you have a vibration, but no that cannot be!!!!
Amplification on FULL !!!!!
What does it say ???????
I l o v e y o u I l o v e y o u I l o v e y o u l o v e y o u I l o v e y o u
At that stage of the tale I am just proud that I managed to go to the end in spite of crying.
Believe me or not, crazyness is no protection against pain.
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Why can I bee such a blundering idiot as to open the door to the vault of pain
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